"Personally, folks, I believe that if your rights came from God, he would have given you the right to have some food every day, and he would have given you the right to a roof over your head. God would have been looking out for you. You know that? He wouldn’t have been worrying about making sure you have a gun so you can get drunk on Sunday night and kill your girlfriend’s parents."
-George Carlin
"All you have to do is look at Northern Ireland, the Middle East, Kashmir, the Inquisition, the Crusades, and the World Trade Center to see how seriously religious folk take 'thou shalt not kill'. The more devout they are, the more they see murder as being negotiable. It depends on who's doing the killing and who's getting killed."
-George Carlin