"Fractured Fairy Tales"

steko

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A Fractured Fairy Tale:


Once upon a time there was a family who lived in the country.
Their main source of livelihood was to grow peas for split pea soup.
Their several children were skilled in the growing of peas and all the processes involved in the production of their product.
One of their sons was especially skilled in the splitting of peas and he loved his job immensely.
All day long he would sit and split peas with a special knife which he kept honed to a razor sharp edge.
Once there was a severe drought which resulted in crop failure for peas that year.
The family was greatly troubled as they considered alternative prospects for sustaining their lives.
The young pea splitter was expecially distraught as he wandered waywardly far from home to seek out employment.
The family missed their son very much, especially the father which had trained him from an early age to achieve expertise in the splitting of peas.
One day, as the young man lay crying bitterly, a letter came from his father. It contained a song which the father had written especially for him. The father explained that the drought had ended and that they expected a bumper crop that year. The young man was excited about the good news but alas, he was obligated to his employer in that far land 'til the end of the growing season. The song lifted his spirits, however, and he resovlved to finish his obligation before returning to his family.








"Carry on my wayward son,
there'll be peas when you are done.
Lay your weary head to rest.
Don't you cry no more."
 

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Truster

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If you were a recipient of true peace and in being so you understood the price paid by the Eternal Son to purchase that peace. You would neither mock nor ridicule peace.
 

steko

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If you were a recipient of true peace and in being so you understood the price paid by the Eternal Son to purchase that peace. You would neither mock nor ridicule peace.

It has been my observation that many of those who have received the true peace which passes understanding and are resting in Christ Jesus are not threatened by innocuous levity.
 

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to mess around but they told their uncle they were going for water which made no sense because the well was in the valley. Along the path Jill rested for a moment to allow Jack to catch up when suddenly a spider sat down beside her which just freaked her out. Her screams woke up the three bear brothers who had been snoozing in their cave just around the corner. As Buster bear, Ima Bear and Care bear poked their heads out to see what was the matter they were startled to see a tiny sleigh being pulled by eight tiny reindeer. The big bad wolf was riding shotgun cross-dressed as grandma and urging them on towards the sound of the commotion. Stay tuned for the next episode. :)
 

Tambora

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to mess around but they told their uncle they were going for water which made no sense because the well was in the valley. Along the path Jill rested for a moment to allow Jack to catch up when suddenly a spider sat down beside her which just freaked her out. Her screams woke up the three bear brothers who had been snoozing in their cave just around the corner. As Buster bear, Ima Bear and Care bear poked their heads out to see what was the matter they were startled to see a tiny sleigh being pulled by eight tiny reindeer. The big bad wolf was riding shotgun cross-dressed as grandma and urging them on towards the sound of the commotion. Stay tuned for the next episode. :)
News update till the next episode:

Jack the liar jumped over the candlestick, and his pants caught on fire.
 
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