Ask Knight II

[Knight]

The original Ask Knight thread was started in 2004 and had 5,332 responses and 261,543 page views! Threads that get that large tend to be very slow to load and therefore not as convenient to use. So, I have started this new Ask Knight thread (named Ask Knight II) to pick up where the original left off.

What's the point of the Ask Knight thread? Well... it can be really frustrating sometimes when you ask people seemingly simple questions and get no response or receive a long drawn out response that isn't much more than pure obfuscation.

I always try to answer questions with simple direct answers.

After all... truth shouldn't have a complicated explanation.

Therefore I give you....

ASK KNIGHT!

Ask me anything you want and I promise to give you a short direct answer.

No *topic is "off limits". The openess of God, dispensationalism, conservativism, hockey, the inner-workings of TOL, whatever!!!

Example questions...
- Hey Knight why did you start TOL?
- Hey Knight why does God do bad things to good people?
- Hey Knight why do you believe God exists?
- Hey Knight, why are you so ugly?
- Etc. etc.

Ask away.... and get the answers you are seeking.

*topics that are are inappropriate for TOL are inappropriate for "Ask Knight" as well.

P.S. I will do my best to answer your question in a timely manner.

[some other dude]

Is this the Ask Knight II thread?

[ghost]

I'm waiting for the Ask Knight III thread

Return of the Knight

[MrDeets]

What is the average flying speed of an unladen swallow?

[Knight]

Is this the Ask Knight II thread?

Yes.

I'm waiting for the Ask Knight III thread

Return of the Knight

In time... in time.

What is the average flying speed of an unladen swallow?

11 meters per second.

[OMEGA]

Sir Knight II,

When I click on OMEGA it says ,

Find " ALL " posts of OMEGA (or any other poster.)

Can you please change that to find the last 10 posts (by the poster)

Thank you.

OMEGA

[fool]

When I click on OMEGA it says ,

Find " ALL " posts of OMEGA (or any other poster.)

Can you please change that to find the last 10 posts (by the poster)

Thank you.

While you're in there with the tools out can we get a "find my car keys" button?

[Nick M]

11 meters per second.

How did they get faster than Usain Bolt? My quick math shows 9.09 100m dash.

[OMEGA]

FOOL,

You will find your Car Keys,

In the Last Place you Look.

OMEGA

[Town Heretic]

Why not?

And ask Knight II what?

[Knight]

How did they get faster than Usain Bolt? My quick math shows 9.09 100m dash.

Steroids.

[sky.]

Have you ever gone through the trash?

How big is your TV?

What do you like to do for fun?

[Knight]

Have you ever gone through the trash?

Only when I'm REALLY hungry.

How big is your TV?

Isn't that sort of a personal question?

What do you like to do for fun?

Measure my TV.

[Nick M]

Only when I'm REALLY hungry.

Really hungry

[sky.]

lol, good enough.