Knights of Columbus fish fry
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musterion
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"Have naught to do with them and their fishes, and their sauces, and their slaws of cole, their dessert and punches of fruit and cheap adjunct lagers, for they are to you as an unclean thing. But if they be vegans and modernists, and if their fishes be of soy, that's different. Ye shall feast mightily and fellowship therewith, yea verily."
-- some new translation, somewhere toward the front.
-- some new translation, somewhere toward the front.
SaulToPaul 2
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:chew:
Love eating fish and hushpuppies in my brown scapular.
Love eating fish and hushpuppies in my brown scapular.
Oh, you are a regular George Gobel, in recent days, ain't cha, Mayor? Why don't you head on down to your local Morelli's, on a Friday, during "Lent," tell old man Morelli, a devout Roman, that you are a converted Muslim, from Texas, and demand chopped steak ala Morelli, smothered with shrooms, with Texas toast on the side, and and offer him a $.25 tip, for his consideration? Wouldn't that be fun?
Am I running out of material-again?
And whom are you calling a "squirt?"
I had to put scapular in google. I figured (wrongly) that is what the RCC calls their yamaka, which they occasionally get out when they really want to look the part.
Fried catfish and a cold brewski is far more fun than being around "Pentecostals".
SaulToPaul 2
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Darby invented the brown scapular.
SaulToPaul 2
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ROFL!
You might believe that I'm not in being "nice," but I'm just high spirited.
You are in denial.
SaulToPaul 2
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It's no wonder Mary Grace told you to "talk to the hand" when you asked her to the town social.
Oh, you're now takin' off on Jerry Lewis, Mayor! Why don't you head on down, to the local high school "sock hop" tonight, Mayor, with your town "Mr. Schwum," and ask the kids if they know how to dance the "Rumba," and when they seem a bit perplexed, tell them, "Pick a rumba between 1 and 10!"? Wouldn't that be fun?You are a real riot, Mayor.
SaulToPaul 2
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Oh boy, you're a regular Don Rickles today aren't you, saint john?
Try to give a fella a little advice on the proper way to court Mary Grace and all you get is heartaches....heartaches!
Why don't you head on down to the local grade school, and take off on Abe Lincoln, reciting the Preamble, to the Constitution, Mayor? And, while you are at it, sing a little Acapella, for the kids. "Ya know," "Acapella, Acapella..............," while you snap your fingers?