weekly weigh in

john w

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Do any of your Daphne type girlfriends ever ask if they can do their laundry on your washboard abs?

Oh, you're a regular Louis "Sonny Drysdale" Nye, ain't you Mayor? Why don't you head on to your local, dry county, cee-ment pond, and get kicked out,today, for carrying around a six pack and 2 guns?And I suppose you take off on cows, telling the UMMB(University of Mayberry Muscle Beach) grads, that you majored in calves? You beat everything.
 
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john w

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Today's moderate workout:

Slowly turn menu pages from Pizza Hut.

Order medium, 8 topping pizza, with light on the cheese-I'm in training.

Walk to "Quick Trip" briskly, for a Mountain Dew.

Walk home.

Chew pizza vigorously, while, at the same time, flipping/pressing remote channels, for 222 seconds.


Take a nap.
 

john w

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She sure had a nice house.
And nice June Cleaver pearls...
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But does not look like she can afford nice chairs....It's a mite curious, Mayor...
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john w

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And nice June Cleaver pearls...
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But does not look like she can afford nice chairs....It's a mite curious, Mayor...
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Wait,that's Helen's house....She can afford a house, on a school teacher's salary, and so can Thelma Lou, who had no visible means of support, sorta like Tellalie, but Barn could not? It's a mite peculiar...
 

SaulToPaul 2

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Wait,that's Helen's house....She can afford a house, on a school teacher's salary, and so can Thelma Lou, who had no visible means of support, sorta like Tellalie, but Barn could not? It's a mite peculiar...

Well, Thelma Lou comes from money. Her Father was a big whig at Mayberry Bank. She was a country club girl, being a debutante as her father hob knobbed with Roger Courtney, John Whalen, and the like...drinking brandy, smoking cigars, adding to their golf scores.
 
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