musterion
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Almost everything that's wrong with you, in one post.
One Sentence Movie Reviews
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Almost everything that's wrong with you, in one post.
Mocking You
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Wizard of Oz: Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.
(taken from the internet; subsequent items are my originals.)
(taken from the internet; subsequent items are my originals.)
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It was on again the other night. Very, very bad movie. Goldblum is about the only decent thing in it. Watching Pullman do a bad vocal impression of Robert Loggia for most of the film, getting more gravelly by the declaration, almost redeems it as an inadvertent comedy, but then the writers keep getting in their own way.
Worst moment? When Quaid's character apparently requires two different "last" lines, "Up yours" and "I'm baaaaack".
Husband&Father
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The Imitation Game: Produced to make you feel bad about your revulsion to gay people, it will instead enhance your revulsion of gay agenda movies.
Husband&Father
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The Theory of Everything: The story of a great mind racked by disease then ruined by pornography.
Husband&Father
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American Sniper: In this live action video game film Clint Eastwood needlessly complicated a straightforward story about an American hero with psychobabble about problems we all face even if we don't kill 200 bad guys.
Husband&Father
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The Grand Budapest Hotel: Four Stars on TripAdvisor!
Husband&Father
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Birdman: A movie about a guy who played Batman 15 years ago and is mad because he didn't get cast as Batman again last year.
Husband&Father
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Selma: A gripping account of the famous march that black people under 40 don't really care about but black people over 40 think they should.
Mocking You
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Every Buddy Cop Movie Ever: Two cops with different personalities have to team up to bring down a common enemy.
Sixth Sense: He was a ghost the whole time!
Finding Nemo: A parent goes on a harrowing adventure to rescue his child from the dentist's office.
Grumpy Old Men: Two curmudgeons fight over the new lady in town.
50 First Dates: Serial break-up artist meets woman of his dreams but she's a serial-amnesiac.
Snakes on a Plane: Snakes on a Plane
Sixth Sense: He was a ghost the whole time!
Finding Nemo: A parent goes on a harrowing adventure to rescue his child from the dentist's office.
Grumpy Old Men: Two curmudgeons fight over the new lady in town.
50 First Dates: Serial break-up artist meets woman of his dreams but she's a serial-amnesiac.
Snakes on a Plane: Snakes on a Plane
It's sure given you a chance to demonstrate how durable your bigotry is. But not, apparently, enough to keep you from using his invention.
Husband&Father
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Boyhood: A cool idea for a three minute YouTube video turned into a two+ hour snooze fest marketed as an American coming of age drama.
Mocking You
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Star Wars: Boy kisses his sister, Dad tries to kill him. Things blow up.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers: People don't like their family members so they grow new ones.
24: Terrorists attempt to blow up a nuclear bomb on US soil is aided by a mole inside of CTU. Jack Bauer shoots a bad guy in the leg. They fail.
2001: A Space Odyssey: HAL, an artificial intelligence computer tries to contact alien life. Stupid humans get in the way.
Doctor Who: The Doctor lands on a planet/space station/military base during a catastrophe. He is blamed for the situation and spends the rest of the story clearing his name and finding the real culprit.
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy:A feckless Englishman with a towel flees Earth just before it is destroyed by aliens. He meets the two-headed President of the Galaxy, falls for his girlfriend, and is annoyed by a depressed robot. Don't Panic. 42.
Edge of Tomorrow/Live, Die, Repeat: Serious reworking of Groundhog Day with armies, guns and spidery aliens.
Gravity: A marooned astronaut goes on a real estate tour in Earth orbit.
The Day the Earth Stood Still: An alien robot gives Earthlings a choice--live in peace or he'll reduce the planet to cinders. Klaatu barada nikto. Earthlings decide not to call his bluff.
Gattaca: A man with OCD collects body samples and scraps from another man so he can be a genetic counterfeit in a future society.
Super 8: Ridiculously mature 14 year old teens try to rescue a marooned alien from evil government agents. (Hey, that sounds a lot like E.T., oh well.) Product placement vehicle for every movie Steven Spielberg ever made.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers: People don't like their family members so they grow new ones.
24: Terrorists attempt to blow up a nuclear bomb on US soil is aided by a mole inside of CTU. Jack Bauer shoots a bad guy in the leg. They fail.
2001: A Space Odyssey: HAL, an artificial intelligence computer tries to contact alien life. Stupid humans get in the way.
Doctor Who: The Doctor lands on a planet/space station/military base during a catastrophe. He is blamed for the situation and spends the rest of the story clearing his name and finding the real culprit.
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy:A feckless Englishman with a towel flees Earth just before it is destroyed by aliens. He meets the two-headed President of the Galaxy, falls for his girlfriend, and is annoyed by a depressed robot. Don't Panic. 42.
Edge of Tomorrow/Live, Die, Repeat: Serious reworking of Groundhog Day with armies, guns and spidery aliens.
Gravity: A marooned astronaut goes on a real estate tour in Earth orbit.
The Day the Earth Stood Still: An alien robot gives Earthlings a choice--live in peace or he'll reduce the planet to cinders. Klaatu barada nikto. Earthlings decide not to call his bluff.
Gattaca: A man with OCD collects body samples and scraps from another man so he can be a genetic counterfeit in a future society.
Super 8: Ridiculously mature 14 year old teens try to rescue a marooned alien from evil government agents. (Hey, that sounds a lot like E.T., oh well.) Product placement vehicle for every movie Steven Spielberg ever made.
Mocking You
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Lucy: looks like the screenwriter wasn't using ten percent of his noodle.
Arthur Brain
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Do you not at least have any revulsion towards societal laws that chemically castrated a man who knocked years off the war, saving countless lives in the process, simply for being gay and that subsequently led to his taking his own life?
lain:I enjoyed it.
its scarlett johansson! :Shimei:
what's not to like? :banana:
Do you not at least have any revulsion towards societal laws that chemically castrated a man who knocked years off the war, saving countless lives in the process, simply for being gay and that subsequently led to his taking his own life?
and this man brought joy and laughter to millions
when he wasn't molesting little children