Liberals to stop using toilet paper

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Liberals to stop using toilet paper

This is the show from Friday February 27th, 2009.

SUMMARY:

* And Bob Says He's Not a Prophet: Bob Enyart and Doug McBurney laugh about the predicted development among dirt-worshipping liberals: they don't want to use toilet paper. Years ago Bob suggested spreading the word that liberals don't use toilet paper in order to save the planet. This would produce two desired effects: others would not want to be around them; and others would not want to be them.

* Dr. James Dobson Resigns as Chairman: a couple years after stepping down as president of Focus on the Family, Dr. Dobson has now resigned as chairman of the board. However he will remain actively involved including hosting the daily Focus radio show and writing his monthly newsletter. A board member there suggested little change would result. American RTL hopes, however, that Focus on the Family will change in some ways, including by breaking their silence and at the least give some encouragement to the heroic pro-life congressmen and activists in eight states currently pursuing the protection of personhood for unborn children.

Post-show Note: Iowa talk radio powerhouse Steve Deace interviewed Ann Coulter and asked her the forbidden questions about Romney! Listen to his interview and see (Feb. 24 & 26) that he also links to Bob Enyart's interview of Ann Coulter!

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* Dr. James Dobson Resigns as Chairman: a couple years after stepping down as president of Focus on the Family.

That is a pitiful man. The things he has encouraged parents do to their homosexual children are pretty horrendous. And he created the idea of the "homosexual agenda" that gay bashers have used as their battle cry since the 80s.
 

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"At the top, Taiwan, Republic of China." :banana:
 

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Well this settles it ... based on the brilliant predictions of Dobson, I am a Conservative.
 

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I think toilet paper is bad when used alone without a bidet. Look, we think we are so very clean, we take good care of our teeth, but not were the germs are most. Would you cange the oil on your car and not wash after wiping, no! Why do we think toilet paper makes us clean? What is the problem here with buying a bidet?
 

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I think toilet paper is bad when used alone without a bidet. Look, we think we are so very clean, we take good care of our teeth, but not were the germs are most. Would you cange the oil on your car and not wash after wiping, no! Why do we think toilet paper makes us clean? What is the problem here with buying a bidet?

It's a whole nother peice of furniture.
I don't think I've ever seen one.
 

koban

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Looks like a toilet w/o a drain. Sprays jets of water on your privates from underneath.




Imagine sitting on a whale's blowhole. :eek:




Here's a good pic.
 

Ktoyou

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It's a whole nother peice of furniture.
I don't think I've ever seen one.

I have two; one in master bathroom and one is the lower level sauna whirlpool bath

Then one at another house that makes 3!

Look at above link:)
 

koban

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you might want to avoid buying the ones from Japan. :shocked:



TOKYO: Japanese toilet makers issued a warning to electric bidet users on Wednesday, saying at least 105 units have caught fire or sent up smoke in Japan since 1984.
 

fool

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Good point as if wiping makes you clean, that is why I do not like the custom of shaking hands, you never know what you get:noid:

Can you run us thru the procedure?
I assume you still wipe while on the toilet and then proceed to the bidet, now your clean and wet, how do you dry off?
That Kohler article said you face the valves, where are your pants at this point?
A also assume this thing is hooked up to warm water.
 
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