BREAKING STORY: Sam Donaldson is an Alien

[Nathon Detroit]

Check out this breaking AP story....

3 Bodies Found on Donaldson Ranch in N.M.
Jul 7, 4:53 PM (ET)

HONDO, N.M. (AP) - Three people were found slain on a New Mexico ranch owned by ABC newsman Sam Donaldson, authorities said Wednesday.

Sheriff Tom Sullivan said Donaldson went to the house of his ranch manager on Tuesday and discovered an "obvious crime scene."

Once sheriff's deputies searched the area, they found the bodies of a male and two females, he said. Their identities were not released.

Sullivan said Donaldson was not a suspect and was cooperating with the investigation.

Donaldson owns three ranches in New Mexico and has extensive ties to the state. He grew up on a cotton farm in New Mexico and graduated from New Mexico Military Institute in Roswell.

I didn't know Sam Donaldson was from Roswell New Mexico!!!!

But I should have known. :doh:

The dude is an obvious alien

 

[Nathon Detroit]

More devestating evidence...

 

[Nathon Detroit]

The plot sickens.....

 

[Nathon Detroit]

Can I rest my case????

 

[Ecumenicist]

I think you have this one nailed, Knight. Good call...



Dave

 

[s9s27s54]

Oh dear! :doh:

 

[Nathon Detroit]

Whoa.... this is getting really strange!

 

[s9s27s54]

Too strange! :think:

 

[BillyBob]

Wow, I never realized Donaldson was only 3 feet tall. :think:

 

[Yorzhik]

You know what they say, the cameras always add 3 feet.

 

[Yorzhik]

Knight, nice avatar.

 

[Lucky]

Originally posted by Knight

Can I rest my case????

Please do! :chuckle:

 

[HerodionRomulus]

Knight,

I am sorry to say that you have violated the laws of the Interstellar Alliance by revealing the true identity of the Vorlon undercover agent.

A team led by special agent J. Hoffa from the court of King Elvis LXIX has been dispatched from Area 51 to deal with you.

When the black helicopters arrive, do not resist. Resistance is Futile and will only earn you the additional punishment of being forced to watch all the episodes of The Waltons repeatedly until your heart bleeds.

:ha:

 

[Nathon Detroit]

Originally posted by Lucky

Please do! :chuckle:

 

[Nathon Detroit]

Originally posted by HerodionRomulus

Knight,

I am sorry to say that you have violated the laws of the Interstellar Alliance by revealing the true identity of the Vorlon undercover agent.

A team led by special agent J. Hoffa from the court of King Elvis IX has been dispatched from Area 51 to deal with you.

When the black helicopters arrive, do not resist. Resistance is Futile and will only earn you the additional punishment of being forced to watch all the episodes of The Waltons repeatedly until your heart bleeds.

:ha:

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:





:chuckle:

 

[HerodionRomulus]

OOPS

 

[Lucky]

"The Sam Files" links to here. :chuckle:

 

[SOTK]

This thread is scary!!

 

[the Sibbie]

:darwinsm: Funny thread!

 

[Nathon Detroit]

If you look really close....