Delmar's immigration bill

[Delmar]

a work in progress.

Step 1. Seal the borders.

Step 2. Anyone caught trying to sneak across the border will be beaten and returned across the border he is trying to sneak across. ( If they snuck into Mexico or Canada it should not be our problem.)

Step 3. Anyone who wants to come here to work should be allowed to. Their finger prints will be scanned and they will be required to find work within 30 days or return home.

Step 4. Anyone here illegally must report to the local police station within 30 days to provide a scan of their finger prints and apply for a temporary guest worker permit.

Step 5. Anyone caught breaking any law after the 30 day grace period will be beaten and returned to their country of origin

Step 6. Any temporary worker who apllies for public assistance will be returned to their country of origin. If they try to sneak back in see step 2.

 

[ItIsWritten]

a work in progress.

Step 1. Seal the borders.

Step 2. Anyone caught trying to sneak across the border will be beaten and returned across the border he is trying to sneak across. ( If they snuck into Mexico or Canada it should not be our problem.)

Step 3. Anyone who wants to come here to work should be allowed to. Their finger prints will be scanned and they will be required to find work within 30 days or return home.

Step 4. Anyone here illegally must report to the local police station within 30 days to provide a scan of their finger prints and apply for a temporary guest worker permit.

Step 5. Anyone caught breaking any law after the 30 day grace period will be beaten and returned to their country of origin

Sounds like a good start... :up:

 

[Shalom]

a work in progress.

Step 1. Seal the borders.

Yup!

Step 2. Anyone caught trying to sneak across the border will be beaten and returned across the border he is trying to sneak across. ( If they snuck into Mexico or Canada it should not be our problem.)

And never allowed to return unless its legally next time. Also if you are in any way threatening to our border police then you could be at the risk of being shot.

Step 3. Anyone who wants to come here to work should be allowed to. Their finger prints will be scanned and they will be required to find work within 30 days or return home.

And we will need to collect other physical samples for our DNA database. That way we can identify you in the future.

Step 4. Anyone here illegally must report to the local police station within 30 days to provide a scan of their finger prints and apply for a temporary guest worker permit.

:thumb:
Or ...anyone here illegally will be exported and can return the legal way.

Step 5. Anyone caught breaking any law after the 30 day grace period will be beaten and returned to their country of origin

:thumb: We will send their country the bill for whatever it cost us to pay our border patrol and expenses for the particular case.

 

[Lucky]

And if they try to sneak in from the Atlantic or Pacific? There's not exactly a country to toss them back to.

 

[GuySmiley]

And if they try to sneak in from the Atlantic or Pacific? There's not exactly a country to toss them back to.

They should be given those inflatable arm floats, and tossed back into the ocean, 40 miles out to sea.

 

[Delmar]

Yup!



And never allowed to return unless its legally next time. Also if you are in any way threatening to our border police then you could be at the risk of being shot.

:up:

And we will need to collect other physical samples for our DNA database. That way we can identify you in the future.

I have no problem with that.

:thumb:
Or ...anyone here illegally will be exported and can return the legal way.

I agree with those who say that there are too many of them to make this a realistic solution. Let's remember that our government , by not enforcing the laws on the books, has basically invited them here.

:thumb: We will send their country the bill for whatever it cost us to pay our border patrol and expenses for the particular case.

 

[Gerald]

You're overthinking things, delmar...

You're overthinking things, delmar...

a work in progress.

Step 1. Seal the borders.

Step 2. Anyone caught trying to sneak across the border will be shot dead.

Much more efficient this way, and you need not worry about subsequent steps.

 

[Delmar]

Gerald is checking out the thread. This should be rich!

 

[Gerald]

They should be given those inflatable arm floats, and tossed back into the ocean, 40 miles out to sea.

You misspelled "lead weights"...

 

[Gerald]

We will send their country the bill for whatever it cost us to pay our border patrol and expenses for the particular case.

But how do you plan to collect on the bill?

 

[fool]

Along with the fingerprinting when they turn themselves in they should surrender all fake, forged, or fraudulently obtained papers, confess to every crime they've commited, and give a history of who've they've been working for while here. If at some later time we find they were'nt forthcoming about any part, they go swimming on the Gerald plan.

 

[Delmar]

You misspelled "lead weights"...

I had a feeling your approach to this subject would be... unique.

 

[Delmar]

Along with the fingerprinting when they turn themselves in they should surrender all fake, forged, or fraudulently obtained papers, confess to every crime they've commited, and give a history of who've they've been working for while here. If at some later time we find they were'nt forthcoming about any part, they go swimming on the Gerald plan.

I'm not comletely on board with the Gerald plan but the rest looks fine!

 

[JoyfulRook]

a work in progress.

Step 1. Seal the borders.

Step 2. Anyone caught trying to sneak across the border will be beaten and returned across the border he is trying to sneak across. ( If they snuck into Mexico or Canada it should not be our problem.)

Step 3. Anyone who wants to come here to work should be allowed to. Their finger prints will be scanned and they will be required to find work within 30 days or return home.

Step 4. Anyone here illegally must report to the local police station within 30 days to provide a scan of their finger prints and apply for a temporary guest worker permit.

Step 5. Anyone caught breaking any law after the 30 day grace period will be beaten and returned to their country of origin

Step 6. Any temporary worker who apllies for public assistance will be returned to their country of origin. If they try to sneak back in see step 2.

:BRAVO:

 

[JoyfulRook]

And if they try to sneak in from the Atlantic or Pacific? There's not exactly a country to toss them back to.

What if they're from Cuba and they're swimming to Florida?

 

[Delmar]

What if they're from Cuba and they're swimming to Florida?

I think the Navy has boats going to Guantanamo on a regular basis. I think we can give them a lift. Besides, I don't think Cubans have to sneak through do they? I thought they could just defect.

 

[JoyfulRook]

I had a feeling your approach to this subject would be... unique.

We're all frustrated and challenged by Gerald's unique point of view.

 

[Gerald]

We're all frustrated and challenged by Gerald's unique point of view.

What's challenging or frustrating about it? My point of view is simple, efficient...brutal... :devil:

 

[Shalom]

And if they try to sneak in from the Atlantic or Pacific? There's not exactly a country to toss them back to.

Well theres always the Atlantic or the Pacific.

 

[Shalom]

They should be given those inflatable arm floats, and tossed back into the ocean, 40 miles out to sea.

:thumb: Consider that problem fixed folks. :chuckle: