Kett's SPOTD 12-21-2012--Vegas bats a grand slam

[Sherman]

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Bigbang123 is on the pitcher's mound. It hasn't been a good night for him or his team. Batters have been getting on base all night. Vegas has been hitting long balls with each at bat. He steps up again. Crack! It is outa here!

That's it, IK! Let's outlaw:

1. knives
2. baseball bats
3. large rocks
4. cars
5. sling shots
6. sticks (and therefore trees)
7. fists
8. legs and feet
9. airplanes
10. glass shards
11. fire
12. crowbars
13. Samurai swords
14. ALL swords
15. brass knuckles
16. cats (there are some mean cats!)

Whatelse?

Let's replace all objects capable of being used in a destructive manner with...CAREBEARS!

Thing of what a soft and safe world that will be like.

The ball sails over the center field seats and on out of the park. The ball crashes through the window of a pickup, setting off its alarm.

Again my SPOTD threads have rules.
Congrats only--no bashing the awardee
No Whining.
If I see any rule violations I will close this thread or have a mod remove the offending posts or tags.

 

[Tambora]

Congrats again, Cowboy!

 

[Sherman]

There fixed it. The quote tags were messed up.

 

[rocketman]

Good Job Cowboy, great post!

 

[vegascowboy]

I just now saw this. Thanks, IK!

 

[Angel4Truth]

Excellent post!

 

[resurrected]

What if I soak my Carebear in water and stick it in the freezer overnight and start whacking people on the head with it?

Huh? What about that?

 

[Tambora]

What if I soak my Carebear in water and stick it in the freezer overnight and start whacking people on the head with it?

Huh? What about that?

You might get shot!