If you think C's and D- were good enough....
If you are 100% "led by the spirit" w/nothing else....
If you jump right in first post with overt trollish sarcasm....
If you think dumping Starbucks coffee into the sewer is a sin....
If you even mention the words "flying spaghetti monster"....
If you are more into spelling & faulty keyboard strokes than substance....
If you think your first-drafts are gold....
If you are an atheist/agnostic and you cry like a sissy....
