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[Granite]

So, Jefferson, you would have your government make porno tapes of its citizens in the hopes of catching homosexuals in action? Would you volunteer to be among the "team of Christians" who has to watch the tapes? I bet you'd like that that.

The Vatican houses the largest collection of porn in the world and the dubious 1986 Meese Commission got to view all kinds of porno. Inquisitors who check out "filth" for the good of the commoners are the ones who need their heads examined.

 

[Granite]

Interestingly enough I see Enyart is no longer lurking on this thread.

Silence can be golden.

 

[allsmiles]

well, Bob was checking this thread out.

i'm sure he's a busy guy, maybe he figures that little old me isn't worth his time

 

[Jefferson]

You guys are just way too much fun to toy with. :chuckle:

 

[Nathon Detroit]

The first thing that would happen is we would secretly install microscopic video cameras in every bedroom in the country videotaping evidence for trial. The images would be viewed by teams of Christians across the country. Each person could casually scan perhaps 100 screens. When a fag...er...homo...er...person of alternative lifestyle choices is seen engaging in doing the nasty with his "partner" a team of jack booted thugs will be alerted whereupon they will kick in the bedroom door, beat the 2 men just for the fun of it, and then haul them off to jail.

The next morning the video will be shown before any fundamentalist baptist layman chosen at random to be the judge, jury and executioner. The trial will be secret, closed to the public and will only take as long as the video lasts. Upon the inevitable conviction, the layman will be rewarded for his public service by getting to be the one who decapitates the sodomites with a sword ala our current day muslim terrorists.

That is what you wanted to hear, right? I didn't want to disappoint you.

:rotfl:

 

[kmoney]

Now that you've had your fun, do you have a serious answer?

 

[Granite]

You guys are just way too much fun to toy with. :chuckle:

Welcome to my world!:devil:

 

[Nathon Detroit]

...maybe he figures that little old me isn't worth his time

Or maybe he is just a big ol' fraidy-cat?

I suggest you corner him.

Call his show and force him to address you!

Mon-Fri at 5 to 6 pm ET 1-800-8Enyart.

 

[allsmiles]

Or maybe he is just a big ol' fraidy-cat?

I suggest you corner him.

Call his show and force him to address you!

Mon-Fri at 5 to 6 pm ET 1-800-8Enyart.

i'm not much good with the spoken word, i'm better with the written kind, and at least this way Bob doesn't have a chance to tell me what i think, what i believe, what i feel and condemn me based on his failure or refusal to comprehend anything but the conclusions of his own ill conceived presuppostions... or at least here he can't talk over me.

 

[Nathon Detroit]

i'm not much good with the spoken word, i'm better with the written kind,

So... you are saying you are even less effective when you speak??? :shocked:

Dude... that was not a thing I would admit in public.

 

[allsmiles]

So... you are saying you are even less effective when you speak??? :shocked:

Dude... that was not a thing I would admit in public.

eye of the beholder Knight the way you butcher posts is more than enough evidence that you see or hear only what you need or want to... my last post is an obvious and notable example.

 

[One Eyed Jack]

i'm not much good with the spoken word, i'm better with the written kind

Translation -- when I'm writing, I can repeat what smarter people than me have said without sounding like I don't know what I'm talking about.

I'm just kidding. Or maybe I'm not. In any case, I find speaking easier than writing because my fingers can't type fast enough to keep up with my thoughts, while my mouth can pretty much hang in there. Plus I have a southern accent which always sounds really cool...

 

[allsmiles]

i've got a messed up New England-Boston accent my voice is kinda strange, like it wasn't bad enough my appearance is kinda... not so good...:chuckle:

but i have a hard time talking out loud... in person i'm actually incredibly timid. fairly gutless to be totally honest

and who doesn't repeat what smarter people have said? did you spontaneously generate every intelligent factoid floating around in your head? or have you sat down and studied and been able to learn simply because there are people smarter than you?

like you said you might have just been kidding.

 

[One Eyed Jack]

The only time you can be sure I'm not kidding is when I talk about your forehead -- if I believed in evolution, I'd swear you were an atavism.

 

[allsmiles]

what's an atavism?

 

[One Eyed Jack]

what's an atavism?

A genetic throwback.

 

[allsmiles]

right on.

 

[One Eyed Jack]

Have you ever considered changing your username (or at least your avatar) to Captain Caveman?

 

[allsmiles]

no, i like allsmiles

 

[Granite]

And an opportunity for theonomists to describe exactly how they'd go about detaining, trying, and executing homosexuals still remains. News at ten.