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    Quote Originally Posted by Lighthouse View Post
    You're making an assumption. If I weren't willing to listen and learn I wouldn't be here. And I wouldn't believe some of the things I do now, as I believed quite differently when I joined TOL. And it was people here that changed my mind.
    You give people the glory for changing your mind. Your reliance is in the flesh.

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    More news from England, or what's left of it

    It must be reassuring that the White House is in such good hands that the OP now has the luxury of questioning England's future!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Truster View Post
    You give people the glory for changing your mind. Your reliance is in the flesh.



    You are a self-righteous, arrogant fool.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ask Mr. Religion View Post
    I love funny jokes about our belief systems:

    Top Reasons Why the Reformed Did Not Cross the Road

    11. A woman already crossed. We don’t follow women.

    10. We don’t believe the road is safe. It wasn’t built between 1500-1700 A.D.

    9. We believe that “road crossing” ceased with the death of the last Apostle or the completion of the New Testament.

    8. The crossing guard was only helping people cross from one side to the other, so we are suspicious. Is this a denial of double pre-destination?

    7. Neither Romans 9 or John 6 say anything about crossing roads. Therefore, it is unbiblical.

    6. The “Walk” sign was gender neutral. It made us mad.

    5. The road was called Tiber Ave.

    4. John Wesley said that God’s prevenient grace would pave the way, but we have to take the steps ourselves. What a load!

    3. We were not elected to cross before the foundation of the road.

    2. Piper said that God is most glorified when we are most satisfied on our side of the road.

    1. The pub is on this side of the road.


    Top Reasons Why The Arminian Did Not Cross the Road

    11. He is the one who is in charge. No one is going to make him do anything.

    10. We are not sure if he will cross or not. No one knows. Not even God.

    9. He has felt the draw of the other side of the road and has resisted thus far.

    8. He heard someone yell at someone on the other side calling him a dork. He thought he said “Dordt.” It scared him.

    7. Two guys named John and Ed were on the other side. It was too big of a risk (and they looked mean).

    6. He will cross the road. But it won’t happen until just before he dies. Insurance. What if he did it early and changed his mind? Smart thinking.

    5. Finney and Pelagius just crossed. Everyone already thinks he follows them. To cross now would just confirm their suspicions.

    4. He shipwrecked on his way across therefore he never made it.

    3. God cast a vote for him to cross. Satan cast a vote for him not to cross. He holds the deciding vote.

    2. He did cross the road. In fact, he has crossed it over a dozen times. He just keep backsliding.

    1. He did cross the road but stopped half way. One side was Geneva and the other side was Rome.


    Top Reasons Why The Dispensationalist Did Not Cross the Road

    10. By taking a consistently literal approach, we thought that “cross the road” meant something about the crucifixion.

    9. We thought that the other side was for Israel and this side was for the church.

    8. Charles Ryrie was still on this side of the road, why cross?

    7. It is pointless since Jesus is just going to bring us back after 7 years.

    6. Like the OT prophets and the church age, we were unable to see the other side.

    5. We counted and it would take 18 steps. That divided by 3 is 6. 666. Therefore, it would be taking the mark of the beast.

    4. We were not a part of the ‘crossing’ dispensation.

    3. Dallas Theological Seminary has yet published anything telling us how to do it.

    2. It was crossing from HWY 69 to HWY 70. That road is meant only for Israel.

    1. We thought we would be raptured before we got there anyway.

    Source: see related posts here:
    http://www.reclaimingthemind.org/blo...ross-the-road/

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    Special revelation especially displays Elohim’s holiness in scripture, in Elohim’s law, in his evangelism, and in the ecclesia. Which is his body, the fulness of him that filleth all in all.

    You chose to mock this in a display of unholy, evil, immoral, unvirtuous and vile thoughts, words and behavior as well as encouraging others to do likewise.

    You have certainly raised your banner in the defense of the adversary Satan who also despises all that is holy.

    You and your profession of spiritual life are the biggest jokes but due to the damage you cause I don't find it funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Truster View Post
    Special revelation especially displays Elohim’s holiness in scripture, in Elohim’s law, in his evangelism, and in the ecclesia. Which is his body, the fulness of him that filleth all in all.

    You chose to mock this in a display of unholy, evil, immoral, unvirtuous and vile thoughts, words and behavior as well as encouraging others to do likewise.

    You have certainly raised your banner in the defense of the adversary Satan who also despises all that is holy.

    You and your profession of spiritual life are the biggest jokes but due to the damage you cause I don't find it funny.
    I think you COMPLETELY missed the point of this thread.
    Galatians 5:22-23 (New International Version)

    But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law.

    What are my fruits today?

    Cityboy With Horses A blog about what happens when you say, "I Promise"

    "Moral standards" are a lot like lighthouses: they exist to help us stay on course as we sail through life. But we have to steer BY them, but not directly AT them. Lest we end up marooned on the shoals of perpetual self-righteousness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CabinetMaker View Post
    I think you COMPLETELY missed the point of this thread.
    I KNOW you have completely missed the mark with regard to holiness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Truster View Post
    I KNOW you have completely missed the mark with regard to holiness.
    I rather doubt that. You have no idea who I am.
    Galatians 5:22-23 (New International Version)

    But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law.

    What are my fruits today?

    Cityboy With Horses A blog about what happens when you say, "I Promise"

    "Moral standards" are a lot like lighthouses: they exist to help us stay on course as we sail through life. But we have to steer BY them, but not directly AT them. Lest we end up marooned on the shoals of perpetual self-righteousness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CabinetMaker View Post
    I rather doubt that. You have no idea who I am.
    I know the unholy spirit by which you speak and that is sufficient.

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    Our intentions, thoughts, and words should always honour Elohim and communicate the fact that we value that which He has made and revere Him.

    There is also the issue of making others stumble, which can easily be done with jokes. Others might consider the jokes as being offensive, hurtful, irreverent or impure. If you are using liberty then you might be doing so at the expense of another’s conscience as it is written:
    "It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones."

    Jokes are usually lies and we know who the father of lies is as we know who his children are...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Truster View Post
    Our intentions, thoughts, and words should always honour Elohim and communicate the fact that we value that which He has made and revere Him.

    There is also the issue of making others stumble, which can easily be done with jokes. Others might consider the jokes as being offensive, hurtful, irreverent or impure. If you are using liberty then you might be doing so at the expense of another’s conscience as it is written:
    "It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones."

    Jokes are usually lies and we know who the father of lies is as we know who his children are...
    Great joke Truster !!!!
    1 Corinthians 15:1-2 KJV - 1 Corinthians 15:3-4 KJV -


    Colossians 1:13-14 KJV - Colossians 1:15-16 KJV - Colossians 1:17-18 KJV -

    Colossians 1:19-20 KJV - Colossians 1:21-22 KJV - Colossians 1:23 KJV -

    Colossians 1:25-26 KJV 27, 28, 29 - Ephesians 1:7 KJV - Ephesians 1:12-13, 14 -



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    Quote Originally Posted by patrick jane View Post
    Great joke Truster !!!!
    This where we always part company. Your lack of reverence for that which is holy. If you had been truly converted this would not be the way you act towards the very holiness that demands regeneration. "Be thou holy for I am holy".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ask Mr. Religion View Post
    Truster,

    Please take your sanctimony and inability to recognize self-deprecatory humor elsewhere.

    http://theologyonline.com/showthread...ost-by-Truster

    Beam. Eye. Remove it!

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    By their fruit ye shall know them and your fruit is unholy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Truster View Post
    By their fruit ye shall know them and your fruit is unholy.
    Toodles!

    http://theologyonline.com/showthread...sk-Mr-Religion

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