Reply With QuoteShoot. That's actually better. But at least no one will top the spirit of the humor.Originally Posted by musterion
Double-dog shoot.
This is making me nangry. My nanger is seething.Maybe the topic of the day should be replaced by Nang's Corner. And every day Nang could let us know which post or poster disappointed her the most...this could likely even kick it off.
And then you could say, "Man, that guy got Nanged" or, "He's really begging for a Nanging with that post, don't you think?" Think of the side bar conversations that would invite. And every POTD should have a linked rebuttal by Nang....and we could have a Nang Nation...or Nanger Lovers support group.
Though now that I think about it the last idea might get some errant search results.
Shoot. That's actually better. But at least no one will top the spirit of the humor.
You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.
Pro-Life
Da-Nang Me.
(I know, its been done but I enjoy low hanging fruit)
"There is one thing worse than going to Hell. That would be going to Hell and having it be a surprise."
Terence Mc Lean
[most will be very surprised]
Everyone who has not believed the Gospel of grace is not saved, no matter what else they believe or do.
By that measure, how many professing Christians are on their way to the Lake of Fire?
You guys are pretty good, but the best play on my name came from Serpentdove, who labeled me "Nangster."
I liked it so much, I applied for a new account under that name, and posted here using it for quite some time, without anyone making the connection to "Nang."
"The immutable God never learned anything and never changed his mind. He knew everything from eternity."
" The difference between faith and saving faith are the propositions believed."
Gordon H. Clark
"If a man be lost, God must not have the blame for it; but if a man be saved, God must have the glory of it."
Charles Spurgeon
I'm getting nangrier the longer I read this thread !You guys are pretty good, but the best play on my name came from Serpentdove, who labeled me "Nangster."
I liked it so much, I applied for a new account under that name, and posted here using it for quite some time, without anyone making the connection to "Nang."
Excuse me ... you might forget to check the thread you started for suggestions on the website you administrate but you will check your twitter account?Exactly!
The reason is.... if you send me your suggestions via Twitter they go directly to my Twitter app on my cell phone. BOOM! I have your suggestion, and it goes with me wherever I go. Whereas if you make your suggestions here (which is also fine) I might not check them as often or forget to check them at all.
Either way is fine... but if you want to pick the most efficient method send them via Twitter.
I'm gonna have to chew on that one for a while ...
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
Where is the evidence for a global flood?
E≈mc2 When the world is a monster
Bad to swallow you whole
Kick the clay that holds the teeth in
Throw your trolls out the door
"The waters under the 'expanse' were under the crust."
-Bob B.
Tambora (July 15th, 2016)
Whatever happened to Jedidiah?
Though a similar topic may have been previously done (over the last several years), how about something that is actually uplifting ... such as ... Thanksgiving. Do you celebrate it? How do you celebrate it? Why do you celebrate it?
The good thing about being a hypocrite is that you get to keep your values. Alan Alda
I would love to debate the fact that the idea of Original Sin is nothing but a myth. That false teaching is built on a mis-understanding of what Paul wrote at Romans 5:12-21 and I have the true meaning of those verses.
glorydaz (November 27th, 2017)
How about discussing a biblical response to climate change, assuming it is true and caused by humans.
Ask Mr. Religion (November 25th, 2017)
The biblical response is clear. We were given the earth to exercise dominion over by God. What we do, per that dominion, will be and is being judged by God.
Clearly, we are not very good stewards of that which was given to us.
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Why?
I agree that the biblical WHY is clear, but not necessarily the biblical WHAT.
Nor is it real clear how to know what actions to take, if any, to correct things, when we didn't very clearly perceive what our previous actions were going to do.
For instance, if ferocious animals are killing people, what do we do? Do we kill the animals (as here: Surely for your lifeblood I will demand [a reckoning]; from the hand of every beast I will require it, and from the hand of man. From the hand of every man's brother I will require the life of man. [Gen 9:5 NKJV]), or do we not (as here, since it would be thwarting God's intention: And it was so, at the beginning of their dwelling there, [that] they did not fear the LORD; therefore the LORD sent lions among them, which killed [some] of them. [2Ki 17:25 NKJV])
I guess I can go start a thread about it, huh?
I suppose if you assume we are learning nothing from our prior bad acts, then the above is probably a reasonable assumption.
AMR
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Do you confess?
Founder, Reformed Theology Institute
AMR's Randomata Blog — Learn Reformed Doctrine
I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.
Christian, catholic, Calvinist, confessional, Presbyterian (PCA).
Lex orandi, lex credenda: everyone is a Calvinist on their knees.
The best TOL Social Group: here.
If your username appears in blue and you have over 500 posts:
Why?
Lon (November 27th, 2017)
I started this to follow up, if you're interested: http://theologyonline.com/showthread...ns-do-about-it
Thanks,
Derf
Ask Mr. Religion (November 28th, 2017)
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