Best excuses for not wearing your wedding ring.

serpentdove

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um... I do not want any impediment to my ability to commit adultery...?:mario:

Damn those tan lines (Eccl 10:2, Jn 10:10). :sozo2:

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resodko

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nah - it's in a jar of old change, boxed in the barn somewhere

i'll get a new one when i find a new wife :banana:
 

Crowns&Laurels

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Mine was too big. We joked that because she's so short, how she must have rolled that thing out the jewelry store.

It was an engagement ring, we never made it to marriage. We broke up (she left me), but it was fine (it was brutal).
 

Angel4Truth

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Are bald women doomed?

No, they were asked to wear a head covering to cover their bald head. A woman with a bald head *shaving off their hair* back then was usually a pagan prostitute. This was a big issue in the city of Corinth.

In the city of Corinth especially, the pagan temple prostitutes all had their heads shaved.

So, if someone saw a woman with a shaved head, they would think, ‘There is a prostitute.’

A woman back then who shaved her hair off, was also considered rebellious.

I believe the 'because of the angels' had to do with showing ones authority to God by not being identified with pagans any longer, but showing Gods authority by being separated from pagans and prostitutes.

Think about it, if a womans hair (like it says) is given to her as a covering (being covered by God) it was ultimate rebellion for a woman to shave it off.
 

OCTOBER23

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I am a Machinist and it is not allowed in the machine shop

because it can get caught in a machine and Rip your Finger off. :baby:
 
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