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    Quote Originally Posted by The Edge
    That's interesting. Yesterday I threw my back out by sneezing! What the heck!??? It's not as bad as Knight but it's still very uncomfortable and annoying, and certain movement hurts a lot, like lifting something in front of me.
    Or like holding a 225 lb. barbell over your head? No wonder your back hurts!

    This better not last long. Any suggestions for relief?
    A visit to a chiropractor. A few good crunches and everything will be back where it's supposed to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poly
    I should have known something was up when you told me the flying donkey instructed you to do it.
    What did you call me??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbo
    What did you call me??
    Ok, now that's got to be one of the funniest posts ever.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Knight
    Could a tiny fly kill a "big tough" Knight?

    Yesterday, I was trying to swat a fly in my window. The fly escaped and landed on the back of my couch. I bent over to swat the fly and when I swung my sword . . . errrr . . . fly swatter, I threw out my back.

    OOOUUUCCCHHHHH!!!

    I have never felt so much pain in all my life. I have thrown out my back in the past but never like this. I can hardly move! Today my dad brought me a heating pad and some muscle relaxants (isn't he sweet!). I am not going to take anymore of those pills they make me feel really strange.

    So, if I post anything really strange or stupid today, now you will know why.
    I have a weak lower back and often throw it out. I feel your pain.

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    No. Chiropractor's are demon possessed.
    My last experience with back injury had me vowing off the chiropractor and all but declaring my undying love for my physiotherapist. I have a rather specific complaint, but throwing your back out is horrible in anyone's book. Hope it sorts itself out soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by firechyld
    My last experience with back injury had me vowing off the chiropractor and all but declaring my undying love for my physiotherapist. I have a rather specific complaint, but throwing your back out is horrible in anyone's book. Hope it sorts itself out soon.
    Around here, they are "physical therapists," and that is the field I worked in before my current work.
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    Are physical therapists and physiotherapists the same thing?
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    You know Knight if you were a horse I'd have to put you down....but then again if you were a horse you wouldnt be using a fly swatter or sitting on a couch......nevermind then.....get better soon
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knight
    No. Chiropractor's are demon possessed.


    Not the one Freak goes to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firechyld
    Are physical therapists and physiotherapists the same thing?
    Yes.

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    Oh. Neat.
    What Would Cthulhu Do?

    He who knows one religion knows none. - Max Muller

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