God never laughs in the Bible.
Oh, he sneers, sure. Feels derision, and mockery. But schadenfreude seems to be the only form of humor Jehovah ever experiences throughout the entirety of scripture.
Anybody else find that, a little, ya know, odd?
The creator of the universe never once felt a genuinely good-hearted laugh?
In fact, the Bible is remarkably short of laughter, or humor. Even Sarah's laughter can only be construed as the justified snickering of an old woman.
Jesus never did, either. Though he wept.
And while you chew on that--or not--here's a proposal.
For all you open-carry advocates, zealots, and firearms enthusiasts:
So you've taken to Target, Chiptole, and other soft targets. Nonsense, I say!K:
Come on! You're patriots, yes? Unafraid of any fight? Ready to defend freedom wherever you go?
So. Here's my suggestion: Strap on your favorite piece--carbine, sidearm, whatever--and stroll into your local bank. In fact, take your time; let a few other folks go ahead in line, and let them all get a real good look.
Better yet, go into one of those jewelers that have an armed guard on the premises. Bonus points if you keep your sunglasses on the entire time.
Just tell me how it goes. Pics or it didn't happen.
Oh, he sneers, sure. Feels derision, and mockery. But schadenfreude seems to be the only form of humor Jehovah ever experiences throughout the entirety of scripture.
Anybody else find that, a little, ya know, odd?
The creator of the universe never once felt a genuinely good-hearted laugh?
In fact, the Bible is remarkably short of laughter, or humor. Even Sarah's laughter can only be construed as the justified snickering of an old woman.
Jesus never did, either. Though he wept.
And while you chew on that--or not--here's a proposal.
For all you open-carry advocates, zealots, and firearms enthusiasts:
So you've taken to Target, Chiptole, and other soft targets. Nonsense, I say!K:
Come on! You're patriots, yes? Unafraid of any fight? Ready to defend freedom wherever you go?
So. Here's my suggestion: Strap on your favorite piece--carbine, sidearm, whatever--and stroll into your local bank. In fact, take your time; let a few other folks go ahead in line, and let them all get a real good look.
Better yet, go into one of those jewelers that have an armed guard on the premises. Bonus points if you keep your sunglasses on the entire time.
Just tell me how it goes. Pics or it didn't happen.