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Thread: BREAKING STORY: Sam Donaldson is an Alien

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    Lightbulb BREAKING STORY: Sam Donaldson is an Alien

    Check out this breaking AP story....

    3 Bodies Found on Donaldson Ranch in N.M.
    Jul 7, 4:53 PM (ET)

    HONDO, N.M. (AP) - Three people were found slain on a New Mexico ranch owned by ABC newsman Sam Donaldson, authorities said Wednesday.

    Sheriff Tom Sullivan said Donaldson went to the house of his ranch manager on Tuesday and discovered an "obvious crime scene."

    Once sheriff's deputies searched the area, they found the bodies of a male and two females, he said. Their identities were not released.

    Sullivan said Donaldson was not a suspect and was cooperating with the investigation.

    Donaldson owns three ranches in New Mexico and has extensive ties to the state. He grew up on a cotton farm in New Mexico and graduated from New Mexico Military Institute in Roswell.
    I didn't know Sam Donaldson was from Roswell New Mexico!!!!

    But I should have known.

    The dude is an obvious alien
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    More devestating evidence...
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    The plot sickens.....
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    Can I rest my case????
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    I think you have this one nailed, Knight. Good call...



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    Oh dear!
    Galatians 2:20 -
    I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me.

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    Whoa.... this is getting really strange!
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    Too strange!
    Galatians 2:20 -
    I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me.

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    Wow, I never realized Donaldson was only 3 feet tall.

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    You know what they say, the cameras always add 3 feet.
    Good things come to those who shoot straight.

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    Knight, nice avatar.
    Good things come to those who shoot straight.

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    Originally posted by Knight

    Can I rest my case????
    Please do!
    grace & peace

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    Knight,

    I am sorry to say that you have violated the laws of the Interstellar Alliance by revealing the true identity of the Vorlon undercover agent.

    A team led by special agent J. Hoffa from the court of King Elvis LXIX has been dispatched from Area 51 to deal with you.

    When the black helicopters arrive, do not resist. Resistance is Futile and will only earn you the additional punishment of being forced to watch all the episodes of The Waltons repeatedly until your heart bleeds.

    "Love one another" Jesus Christ
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    Originally posted by Lucky

    Please do!
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    Originally posted by HerodionRomulus

    Knight,

    I am sorry to say that you have violated the laws of the Interstellar Alliance by revealing the true identity of the Vorlon undercover agent.

    A team led by special agent J. Hoffa from the court of King Elvis IX has been dispatched from Area 51 to deal with you.

    When the black helicopters arrive, do not resist. Resistance is Futile and will only earn you the additional punishment of being forced to watch all the episodes of The Waltons repeatedly until your heart bleeds.







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