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    Bob and Doug Host the BEL Sayings List

    Bob and Doug Host the BEL Sayings List

    This is the show from Monday, July 29th, 2019

    SUMMARY:

    * It's a Blacktie Affair: A talent search to find the most qualified hosts to present KGOV's List of BEL Sayings settled on Doug McBurney and Bob Enyart. If you have a suggestion or if find that a saying here predates Bob's program or is attributed to someone else, please email us.

    The BEL Sayings List (one of many KGOV List shows)

    "Greeting to the brightest audience in the country. I am Bob Enyart, America's most-popular, self-proclaimed, right-wing, religious fanatic, homophobic, anti-choice talk show host."

    "It's no longer a justice system; now it's just a system." more

    "On Bob Enyart Live, we bring out the liberal in the conservative. And, that's not a good thing." more

    "The death penalty is at the heart of the Gospel of Jesus Christ." more

    "The Bible is a criminal justice textbook." more

    [Regarding any "lesser" evil] "There's no bottom to that abyss." more

    "The most famous atheist is the one who can say the greatest absurdity with the straightest face." more
    "Ditto for evolutionists." more (and see a 2019 example below)

    "Stupidity doesn't make you sin but sin makes you stupid." more

    "Judge Rightly Is Not Some Guy's Name." more

    "Our murderer is always worse than their murderer." more

    "Until Hollywood respects women on camera, they cannot respect them off camera."

    "If the church in the past couldn't handle meat but only milk, today it is lactose intolerant." more

    "There's no such thing as an End Times expert who isn't also an expert on the entire Bible." more

    Asking someone who says, "God is everything", "Is He a child molester?" "No, of course not." "Then He isn't everything, is He." more

    So, if Muslim male suicide bombers get seventy virgins, what do the females get? "They get to opt out of being one of the seventy."

    "When you teach people, wrongly, that God heals those who believe, if they later lose faith, that's partly your fault." more

    "Methodological naturalism requires adherence to its rules especially if that means that getting the biggest questions completely wrong." more

    Every compromise on moral public policy is a victory for liberals and a failure for Christians. more

    Asking someone who says, "Truth is unknowable!", "How do you know?" more

    "Miracles foster unbelief." more

    "They never forgive the one they hurt." more

    "Your public school is showing." more

    "Don't get prayer into the public schools, get your kid out." more

    "Don't be nicer than God." more

    J.O.N.A.H. "Jesus' Obvious Nativity Attributes Hermeneutic." more
    A New Jersey listener tells people who ask if his son Jonah was named after the book in the Bible: "No, he's named after a hermeneutic."

    N.O.A.H. "New Openness Attributes Hermeneutic." more

    "I'd rather be choked than woked." more

    "The five biblical attributes of the eternal God are that He is living, personal, relational, good, and loving." more

    "Most Calvinists in debate become Arminians." more

    "What came first to a blighted neighborhood, an abandoned home or a welfare check?" more

    "Today, a conservative is a Republican trying to save a social program started by a liberal." more

    "The side in a debate that promotes it afterward may be the side that really thinks it prevailed." more

    "The overview of the Bible is the key to its details!" more

    "Arminians are too calvinistic for me. They believe the future has always been eternally settled. So for example, whether your great, great grandchildren go to heaven or hell has been unchangeable through all time." more

    "Warning, warning, warning Will Robinson there are Bible verses up ahead. For those in the audience who advocate pluralism and diversity, we know here at Bob Enyart Live that you would like to censor anyone who would dare quote a Bible verse in public. So this warning gives you fair notice that raw unadulterated truth is about to be uttered." more

    by Tony Funderburk!) for the KGOV Theme Songs:

    BEL Theme Song

    Warning, Warning, there's truth up ahead.
    It gets beyond all the headlines you've read.
    Don't need lip service with a wink and a nod.
    You need a man on a mission from God.
    Well not to worry, here's Bob Enyart Live!

    RSR Theme Song

    Intelligent design and DNA,
    scholars can't explain it all away.
    Get ready to be awed,
    by the handiwork of God.
    Tune into Real Science Radio.
    Turn up the Real Science Radio.
    Keepin' it real!

    "This is Bob Enyart reminding you to do right and risk the consequences."

    - Bob Enyart

    Select BEL Definitions/Clarifications (for our full and updated list see kgov.com/definitions)

    [b]kgov.com/conservatives


    terrorism: Violent crime committed to influence public policy. more
    money: The accounting of transferable incomplete transactions. more
    knowledge: (human) Awareness of truth.
    knowledge: (in books) Record of truth.
    truth: a statement of reality
    forensics: Historical science; investigation of the past whether criminal or not. more

    See more at BEL Definitions.

    If you think we should add some other BEL Saying or definition used sometime over the last quarter century, please email your suggestion to Bob@kgov.com. Thanks! -The KGOV Crew

    And you may want to check out kgov.com/got-a-million-of-em.

    [video:https:/youtu.be/oWkYcczM25Y theme:dark color:red provider:youtube align:center]

    Memorable BEL Show Titles:
    - I Love Animals; They're Delicious
    - There's No Place Like Homophobia
    - Liberals to Stop Using Toilet Paper
    - Ramadanadingdong
    - Gored or Bushwhacked
    - O'Really? O'Reilly
    - Love the Gin, Hate the Dinner
    - Time shall be no more? When's that?
    - The Silence of the Damned
    - Are You Sharia 'bout That?
    - Pharaoh Baracktut Obamankhamun

    - etc. Feel free to suggest a title to remove from this list
    or one to add, via an email to Bob@kgov.com. We haven't
    yet scanned the titles from 2002 to 2018, so if you'd
    like to help with this, you can skip the shows prior to 2002
    but in our archives review the show titles since. Thanks!

    [b]Ellen McHenry cartoon illustrates Enyart's saying, "The most famous atheist is the one who can say the greatest absurdity with the straightest face. Ditto for evolutionists." From ScienceDaily and the Journal of Geology, Did ancient supernovae prompt human ancestors to walk upright? A paper in the Journal of Geology makes the case. Supernovae bombarded Earth with cosmic energy starting as many as 8 million years ago, with a peak some 2.6 million years ago ...



    * Today's Resources: You're invited to check out our powerful BEL resources at store.kgov.com!
    WARNING: Graphic video here.

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    Are they wrong?

    Good show, even if they are.
    Where is the evidence for a global flood?
    E≈mc2
    "the best maths don't need no stinkin' numbers"

    "The waters under the 'expanse' were under the crust."
    -Bob B.

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