User Tag List

Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 16 to 25 of 25

Thread: Cub Reporters 2018

  1. #16
    TOL Legend Ktoyou's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Alabama and Florida
    Posts
    9,781
    Thanks
    2,367
    Thanked 6,952 Times in 4,818 Posts

    Blog Entries
    7
    Mentioned
    18 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)



    Rep Power
    2147719
    Quote Originally Posted by Town Heretic View Post
    Race Report

    Out of the starting gate, down the front stretch and well into the turn (hey, a lot of that disappeared) and it's Judge Rightly uncomfortably in the lead (4) with must and Right D stiff neck and neck two lengths back. No one is in a particular hurry, though everyone is huffing. GM, CM, and Ktoyou constitute the rest of the meandering pack with a chance to contend.
    Ktoyou? Really? I seldom do much reporting anymore, so, it does surprise me I am a contender. It means I actually do something.
    So, what?

    believe it!

  2. The Following User Says Thank You to Ktoyou For Your Post:

    Town Heretic (July 31st, 2018)

  3. #17
    Out of Order Town Heretic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Within a whisper of rivers...
    Posts
    20,000
    Thanks
    3,521
    Thanked 7,615 Times in 4,385 Posts

    Blog Entries
    15
    Mentioned
    43 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)


    Rep Power
    2147819
    Quote Originally Posted by Ktoyou View Post
    Keep it up, it is very funny.
    Thanks Kat. I've just been pretty busy the last couple. Things are slowing down now. Well, once Vacation Bible School is over. I'm teaching the Kindergarten section and it's been a hoot. I have the room decorated in paper the kids draw on at the end of the lesson. Tonight everyone got to be an angel and/or a member of Abraham's family, as we went through the three promises God made him while illustrating the idea of covenant.
    You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

    Pro-Life







  4. The Following User Says Thank You to Town Heretic For Your Post:

    Ask Mr. Religion (August 1st, 2018)

  5. #18
    Out of Order Town Heretic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Within a whisper of rivers...
    Posts
    20,000
    Thanks
    3,521
    Thanked 7,615 Times in 4,385 Posts

    Blog Entries
    15
    Mentioned
    43 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)


    Rep Power
    2147819
    Race Report

    Out of the gate and down the front stretch it's a listless field, with BR, Faither and JR neck and neck (2) WoZ ambling along a length behind with several nags refusing to leave the gate.

    Into the first turn and it's JR in the lead with anna surging out of nowhere to match him (3) with BR, Faither and WoZ one length back (2).

    Down the back stretch and into the final turn and it's JR finding an insane burst, pulling well ahead of the pack (11) with anna and Faither tied (3) for second a full eight lengths off the lead!

    Now into the final turn and down the homestretch and it's JR's nag putting on speed, legs and lines blurring as the dust generated by the sheer force of those hooves chokes the rest of the field!

    And...at the wire...it's JR (20) with a blistering seventeen length lead over BR, anna, and Faither, neck and neck and neck for the money positions with a comparatively restrained run (3) for the winners circle.

    July belongs to Judge Rightly and his dead horse! Congrats and RIP, respectively!
    You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

    Pro-Life







  6. The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Town Heretic For Your Post:

    annabenedetti (August 4th, 2018),Arthur Brain (August 14th, 2018),JudgeRightly (August 1st, 2018)

  7. #19
    Out of Order Town Heretic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Within a whisper of rivers...
    Posts
    20,000
    Thanks
    3,521
    Thanked 7,615 Times in 4,385 Posts

    Blog Entries
    15
    Mentioned
    43 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)


    Rep Power
    2147819
    Race Report

    And they're off!

    Out of the gate it's Ktoyou and JR, Bright Raven putting their spurs in, with RD, George A and yours truly in the following pack. Down the front stretch it's JR pulling away handily and into the first turn (14) a staggering nine lengths ahead of Kat, holding onto second place (5) with RD, BR and George neck to neck to neck for third (2) three lengths back!

    Meanwhile, my horse appears to have spotted a patch of clover and is cautiously approaching it.

    Almost at the halfway point and it's looking like JR is determined to call August his own as it will take a herculean effort to catch him now.
    You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

    Pro-Life







  8. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Town Heretic For Your Post:

    Arthur Brain (August 14th, 2018),JudgeRightly (August 15th, 2018)

  9. #20
    TOL Legend Arthur Brain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Precariously balanced on top of a mineshaft
    Posts
    14,595
    Thanks
    8,781
    Thanked 6,952 Times in 4,610 Posts

    Mentioned
    21 Post(s)
    Tagged
    2 Thread(s)
    Rep Power
    2147744
    Quote Originally Posted by Town Heretic View Post
    Race Report

    And they're off!

    Out of the gate it's Ktoyou and JR, Bright Raven putting their spurs in, with RD, George A and yours truly in the following pack. Down the front stretch it's JR pulling away handily and into the first turn (14) a staggering nine lengths ahead of Kat, holding onto second place (5) with RD, BR and George neck to neck to neck for third (2) three lengths back!

    Meanwhile, my horse appears to have spotted a patch of clover and is cautiously approaching it.

    Almost at the halfway point and it's looking like JR is determined to call August his own as it will take a herculean effort to catch him now.
    Was it four leafed? Cos there should be a bonus length awarded for that...
    Well this is fun isn't it?


  10. The Following User Says Thank You to Arthur Brain For Your Post:

    Town Heretic (August 14th, 2018)

  11. #21
    Out of Order Town Heretic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Within a whisper of rivers...
    Posts
    20,000
    Thanks
    3,521
    Thanked 7,615 Times in 4,385 Posts

    Blog Entries
    15
    Mentioned
    43 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)


    Rep Power
    2147819
    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Brain View Post
    Was it four leafed? Cos there should be a bonus length awarded for that...
    How you haven't ridden that horse into the fray I'll never know. Well, other than the lameness, but it's not like that stops anyone. Heck, a couple of people drag dead one's around the joint with startling regularity.
    You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

    Pro-Life







  12. The Following User Says Thank You to Town Heretic For Your Post:

    Arthur Brain (August 17th, 2018)

  13. #22
    The Flying Troll Hammer ✈ Spam Killing Tomcat Sherman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Minnesota
    Posts
    12,988
    Thanks
    2,406
    Thanked 11,778 Times in 8,318 Posts

    Blog Entries
    4
    Mentioned
    129 Post(s)
    Tagged
    2 Thread(s)




    Rep Power
    2147444
    Horses need carrots to chase. There's a shortage of carrots this month--somebody ate them... She's got twin tails and wings that move.

    The Troll Shredder--Brrrtttttt!

    June is Gay Pride Month.Tolerance and diversity? More like tolerate perversity.

  14. The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Sherman For Your Post:

    glorydaz (August 14th, 2018),JudgeRightly (August 15th, 2018),Tambora (August 17th, 2018),Town Heretic (August 16th, 2018)

  15. #23
    Get your armor ready! Tambora's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    TEXAS
    Posts
    50,755
    Thanks
    158,470
    Thanked 46,291 Times in 28,548 Posts

    Mentioned
    159 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)



    Rep Power
    2148166
    Quote Originally Posted by Town Heretic View Post
    Race Report

    And they're off!

    Out of the gate it's Ktoyou and JR, Bright Raven putting their spurs in, with RD, George A and yours truly in the following pack. Down the front stretch it's JR pulling away handily and into the first turn (14) a staggering nine lengths ahead of Kat, holding onto second place (5) with RD, BR and George neck to neck to neck for third (2) three lengths back!

    Meanwhile, my horse appears to have spotted a patch of clover and is cautiously approaching it.

    Almost at the halfway point and it's looking like JR is determined to call August his own as it will take a herculean effort to catch him now.
    Atta boy, JR!
    You do a good job of watching out for this site.

    "The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name." Exodus 15:3

  16. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Tambora For Your Post:

    Grosnick Marowbe (August 17th, 2018),JudgeRightly (August 17th, 2018)

  17. #24
    Gold level Subscriber JudgeRightly's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2015
    Location
    On the road
    Posts
    6,873
    Thanks
    21,391
    Thanked 6,151 Times in 3,913 Posts

    Mentioned
    45 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Rep Power
    2147595



  18. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to JudgeRightly For Your Post:

    Grosnick Marowbe (September 19th, 2018),Tambora (September 21st, 2018)

  19. #25
    Out of Order Town Heretic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Within a whisper of rivers...
    Posts
    20,000
    Thanks
    3,521
    Thanked 7,615 Times in 4,385 Posts

    Blog Entries
    15
    Mentioned
    43 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)


    Rep Power
    2147819
    Quote Originally Posted by JudgeRightly View Post


    I'll catch up at some point. I mostly did it to tickle anna, who liked the form of it and to remind people they could probably ease up on the spurs a bit.

    She's not around now, for a while yet. And I've been too busy. That's not a problem for most threads, because I have a knack when it comes to the extemporaneous. But the stuff that takes more time suffers. To do this I have to create and update a record before I get to the fun part. It's not hard, but it takes more time than I have to give it. I didn't even get to make my NFL picks early this week.
    You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

    Pro-Life







  20. The Following User Says Thank You to Town Heretic For Your Post:

    JudgeRightly (September 18th, 2018)

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
About us
Since 1997 TheologyOnline (TOL) has been one of the most popular theology forums on the internet. On TOL we encourage spirited conversation about religion, politics, and just about everything else.

follow us