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    Quote Originally Posted by WizardofOz View Post
    Slow news day?
    Or just a very, very small town?

    I wonder why it will be destroyed after a certain time?
    Does it turn into something dangerous?
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Affleck View Post
    Slow news day?
    Or just a very, very small town?

    I wonder why it will be destroyed after a certain time?
    Does it turn into something dangerous?
    It's a mystery. I've been mulling it over and over in my mind....all night long.

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    Never heard of red hats having an expiry date.
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    Immigration official to his boss.

    "Ya like, he fell out of the sky eh...and landed ina snowbank...
    Like, I think he had too many beers eh!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Affleck View Post

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    The rest of the copy on this piece is:

    "Police said a preliminary investigation led investigators to believe the collision was not accidental. Investigators also believe drugs and alcohol could be factors in the collision.


    They said five people, all from one of the vehicles and all naked at the time, were taken to hospital and are in police custody. At the time of the crash, the temperature was about -8 C in Nisku.


    On Monday afternoon, RCMP Cpl. Laurel Scott said the investigation was “convoluted” and still in its infancy. The Leduc general investigation section, forensic identification section, criminal collision investigation team and the collision analyst were all working on the file."
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    Now I know that this is a spoof and not real news but it IS funny.
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    This just came up on my Google News list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Affleck View Post
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    Now I know that this is a spoof and not real news but it IS funny.
    haha!

    We don't tell our children fairy tales so that they will know that monsters exist.
    They already know monsters exist.
    We tell our children fairy tales so that they will know that monsters can be killed.

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    We don't tell our children fairy tales so that they will know that monsters exist.
    They already know monsters exist.
    We tell our children fairy tales so that they will know that monsters can be killed.

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    We don't tell our children fairy tales so that they will know that monsters exist.
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    They look pretty pleased to be able to use what they learned in Obvious 101
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