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    Quote Originally Posted by Tambora View Post

    Nazis had all the cool stuff!
    Yeah, and the people of New York are still peddling fake news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Affleck View Post
    Where was the editor? Everybody was alive hours before they died.
    1 Corinthians 15:1-2 KJV - 1 Corinthians 15:3-4 KJV -


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    FOX will print anything!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by patrick jane View Post
    Where was the editor? Everybody was alive hours before they died.
    Yes but...apparently not everyone was awake!

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    Clever tactic!

    Always thinking...
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    “To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”

    ― Theodore Roosevelt

    Identity politics are a dangerous form of idolatry

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    “To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”

    ― Theodore Roosevelt

    Identity politics are a dangerous form of idolatry

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    I found this odd clipping. Thought it belonged under Funny News.

    I mean, you just can't make this stuff up.

    Ahhhhh... this is what I’ve been waiting for... Your very words echo that you perceive this is a stage and you seem to be protecting a spotlight that I never considered...

    I assumed you wanted all “Glory” to go to Jesus... but have recently been convinced by this... and the post where you suggested “our words” lead others to Christ... when again... I always consider this entire enchilada... His stage...

    And... who is your audience here? Who started this thread? Who’s OP is this? Do you desire pats on the back from fellow believers more than the rejoicing of the Angels that WILL occur when Sonnet professes his full faith in Christ and relinquishes all of his doubts to Christ!

    See... I am a small bit player and I take every opportunity to belittle the “I” of the matter... not to degrade mayself... but to ensure “Eye” don’t step in the Shine of the “I AM”.

    But... ... that’s just me.e.<(I)>

    # I’m not playing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WizardofOz View Post


    Wow!
    He pitches with both arms!
    That's confusing.
    Can you imagine trying to hit 2 balls with one swing?
    Sure would like to see that wind up!

    And...he can pitch underwater!
    Amphibious!
    How do you spell relief?
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    Quote Originally Posted by glorydaz View Post
    I found this odd clipping. Thought it belonged under Funny News.

    I mean, you just can't make this stuff up.
    Ya. I know what you mean.
    Impossible to make it up.

    Keep your Eye on these for us will you?

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