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    Funny news articles

    This is a thread for collecting hilarious mistakes in print begging for comments.
    I've seen lots but never thought to collect them.

    Here is one I found today.


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    Quote Originally Posted by George Affleck View Post
    This is a thread for collecting hilarious mistakes in print begging for comments.
    I've seen lots but never thought to collect them.

    Here is one I found today.


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    Haha The perfect thread on which to retire for the night.....before I do such a thing myself.

    I have my own personal grammar patrolman heaping praise on me at the moment. Wouldn't want to jinx it.

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    Don't ant to be on that flight!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Affleck View Post
    This is a thread for collecting hilarious mistakes in print begging for comments.
    I've seen lots but never thought to collect them.

    Here is one I found today.


    Screen Shot 2017-10-17 at 9.39.46 PM.png
    I like this idea for a thread George. I will participate more when I get some money to upgrade. Either something changed with the "insert image" function or it's only available for subscribers because I could insert images a month ago when I was a member. Now it only gives a URL option and I don't know how to do that.
    1 Corinthians 15:1-2 KJV - 1 Corinthians 15:3-4 KJV -


    Colossians 1:13-14 KJV - Colossians 1:15-16 KJV - Colossians 1:17-18 KJV -

    Colossians 1:19-20 KJV - Colossians 1:21-22 KJV - Colossians 1:23 KJV -

    Colossians 1:25-26 KJV 27, 28, 29 - Ephesians 1:7 KJV - Ephesians 1:12-13, 14 -



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    Quote Originally Posted by patrick jane View Post
    I like this idea for a thread George. I will participate more when I get some money to upgrade. Either something changed with the "insert image" function or it's only available for subscribers because I could insert images a month ago when I was a member. Now it only gives a URL option and I don't know how to do that.
    Ahhhh... but you can do what you do best!!

    Comment!

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Affleck View Post
    Even the smaller headlines are hilarious - "Now the monsters have monsters of their own" - "Mostly bites and claw wounds"

    I bet some of the older headlines are a gold mine of funny quotes.
    1 Corinthians 15:1-2 KJV - 1 Corinthians 15:3-4 KJV -


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    Colossians 1:19-20 KJV - Colossians 1:21-22 KJV - Colossians 1:23 KJV -

    Colossians 1:25-26 KJV 27, 28, 29 - Ephesians 1:7 KJV - Ephesians 1:12-13, 14 -



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    Quote Originally Posted by George Affleck View Post
    This is a thread for collecting hilarious mistakes in print begging for comments.
    I've seen lots but never thought to collect them.

    Here is one I found today.


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    ROFL!
    We must lower the standard so more morons can be our nurses.

    Make a joyful noise unto the LORD, all the earth: make a loud noise, and rejoice, and sing praise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Affleck View Post
    hehe!
    That shower is gonna feel so good after a hot day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Affleck View Post

    Nazis had all the cool stuff!

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    Fun thread, George!

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Affleck View Post
    Boy, I'm glad its going to be cloudy!!

    And that shower will feel wonderful on my charred skin.
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    Who says transgender is new?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tambora View Post
    ROFL!
    We must lower the standard so more morons can be our nurses.
    It was the poor English in the headline that got me.

    Like they gots to lower them standards or we ain't gonna pass nohow!
    Them English classes is way too strick.
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