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    Quote Originally Posted by john w View Post
    Q: What do you have in common with the Minnesota Twins?
    A: In October you will both be watching the World Series on television.
    Whereas I suppose it's warm enough to golf in October in St. Louis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mocking You View Post
    Whereas I suppose it's warm enough to golf in October in St. Louis.
    Oh yeah? Take this:



    Q: Whats the difference between the Minnesota Twins, and Minnesota's state bird, the mosquito?
    A: A mosquito stops sucking.

    Q: What do you call a good looking girl at the Minnesota Twins game?
    A: A visitor.




    So there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by john w View Post
    Oh yeah? Take this:



    Q: Whats the difference between the Minnesota Twins, and Minnesota's state bird, the mosquito?
    A: A mosquito stops sucking.

    So there.
    Oh Yeah, take this:

    1987, Minnesota Twins World Champions (def. St. Louis 4-3)!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mocking You View Post
    Oh Yeah, take this:

    1987, Minnesota Twins World Champions (def. St. Louis 4-3)!
    That Series was fixed. Kerby Puckett bribed the whole team. And the "Homer Dome" was inflated in the bottom of the inning, explaining why "pop ups" by Twins "players"(loosey employed here)ended up on Bud Grant's front lawn.


    Q: What do the Minnesota Twins and lawn furniture have in common?
    A: They both fold, and end up in the cellar after Labor Day.

    Tic, tic...
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    Q: Why doesn't Iowa have a professional baseball team?
    A: Because then Minnesota would want one.
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    Q. What will you say after the Cardinals win the World Series this fall?
    A. Why'd you wake me up? I was having a great dream.

    Q. What do you call 25 millionaires watching the World Series on TV?
    A. The St. Louis Cardinals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mocking You View Post
    Q. What will you say after the Cardinals win the World Series this fall?
    A. Why'd you wake me up? I was having a great dream.

    Q. What do you call 25 millionaires watching the World Series on TV?
    A. The St. Louis Cardinals.
    You meanie. Funny. Stupid is, as stupid does, Mr. Minnie. My volley:

    Q: What did Michael Jackson wear a glove?

    A: He wanted to have something in common with the Twins infielders(again, loosely employed here), i.e., wearing one glove for no apparent reason.
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    Q: How is "Mocking You" like a Twins pitcher?

    A: 9 strikeouts in about 3 hours. That’s like him at a singles bar.
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    Q. How do you keep St. Louis Cardinals out of your yard?
    A. Install home plate in it.

    Q. What does a St. Louis Cardinal fan do after his team wins the World Series?
    A. Turns off his Playstation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nagorata
    A spirit will come upon you or a member of your family
    and possess them and torment and curse them till it
    causes them to die by some way or another.
    You mean like how the spirit of vodka has come upon you?


    Q. What's the difference between Nagorata and a mailman?
    A. The mailman knows how to post.

    Q. What is stupid, evil, and ugly and goes round-and-round?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mocking You View Post
    Q. How do you keep St. Louis Cardinals out of your yard?
    A. Install home plate in it.

    Q. What does a St. Louis Cardinal fan do after his team wins the World Series?
    A. Turns off his Playstation.
    You could employ those with any team! My Twins "tru-isms" are exclusive to them, For eg.,:

    You're a Twins fan, if you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice, and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by.
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    Wow, I just watched Nagorata get banned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by john w View Post
    You could employ those with any team! My Twins "tru-isms" are exclusive to them, For eg.,:

    You're a Twins fan, if you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice, and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by.
    Ah, I see.

    Q. Why are Minnesota Twins' jokes getting lamer and lamer?
    A. Because John insists on personalizing them.

    Q. Why was the grass replaced in Busch Stadium?
    A. Because not even the grass will root for the Cardinals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mocking You View Post
    Ah, I see.

    Q. Why are Minnesota Twins' jokes getting lamer and lamer?
    A. Because John insists on personalizing them.

    Q. Why was the grass replaced in Busch Stadium?
    A. Because not even the grass will root for the Cardinals.
    O yeah? Try this "right cross:"

    "Whereas I suppose it's warm enough to golf in October in St. Louis."- the Sant Louis taunter "Mocking You"


    Yes, Minnesota has golf courses, that can be played 6 weeks/year. But you warn others not to hit the water hazards, as it spooks the fish.


    "Down goes Frazier(Mocking You)....Down goes Frazier....Down goes Frazier!"
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