Posted by fzappa13.....
"Okay, I'm making a citizens arrest. Time to read you your "Miranda rights", to wit:

You have the right to remain ignorant.

Anything you say may be used against you in a court of public opinion.

You have the right to think before speaking to the public and to be ridiculed should you fail to do this now or in the future.

If you have an inability to think, someone with a brain will be provided you if you wish.

If you decide to speak now, without thinking, you will still have the right to stop talking at any time until you talk to someone with a brain.

Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to continue to talk without thinking?"