First explain why any parent would agree to your participation in this "scenario". I wouldn't allow my kid in the same building with you much less letting you pretend to be acting as an educator.
the same place as your right to present perverse propaganda as fact comes from
the same men also found the libel and slander you engage in was a crime of degenerates. A first offence would garner not just a monetary fine but a public lashing at the whipping post. A second offense meant you...