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  • #91
    Anything edible fried is amazing. Saying anything more is just verbiage.
    I'm not a sinner, or preacher, all I have is slight of hand.

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    • #92
      Sunday Morning Human Interest Spotlight


      This week, a quick glimpse into a few TOL favorites via some of their more interesting recent thread creations:

      zoo: Eeset's Disappearing Threads; Birthers; RIP Roger Ebert


      resurrected: Judge OK's Next Step To Legalized Pedophila; Legalized Pedophilia; California Liberals Protecting Pedophile


      chrys: Who Posted?; Grosnick Marowbe 3; moving tips


      Eeset: Thread deleted by Eeset; Thread deleted by Eeset; Thread deleted by Eeset.


      annabenedetti: Favorite Quotations; Confirmation Bias at TOL; Should the Constitution be amended to abolish life tenure for Supreme Court justices?


      kmo: Brett Favre, His Life; My Favorite Brett Favre Moments; I Really Love Brett Favre


      AB: Who Here Chose To Be Heterosexual?; How Would Eradicating Lawyers & A Jury From The Justice System Improve It?; How Would Charity Alone Benefit All Or Most In Society?
      You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

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      • #93
        I noticed you gave me honorable mention in Post #90. How thoughtful of you!
        I AM the pie lady!!

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        • #94
          Originally posted by IMJerusha View Post
          I noticed you gave me honorable mention in Post #90. How thoughtful of you!
          I try to give credit where credit is due.
          You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

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          • #95
            Originally posted by Town Heretic View Post
            I try to give credit where credit is due.

            I'll bear that in mind!.........oh look!....hubby made french toast! I'm gone!
            I AM the pie lady!!

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            • #96
              Originally posted by IMJerusha View Post
              I'll bear that in mind!.........oh look!....hubby made french toast! I'm gone!
              You should probably take a photo of that and post it.
              You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Town Heretic View Post
                You should probably take a photo of that and post it.
                I can't. I've eaten it!
                I AM the pie lady!!

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                • #98
                  Sunday Night Gazette

                  So Q squandered the good will and credibility engendered by his TH SuperHappy Fanclub (well, that's how I thought of it) by starting a thread for AB...
                  Originally posted by Town Heretic
                  ...I'll never forget the first time I met him. God knows I'm going to keep trying, but so far...

                  Great thread. Will there be Door prizes? Like random bursts of profanity or soccer memorabilia? Though I suppose if the latter is involved the former is a given.


                  While in the Ignore thread...
                  Originally posted by Eeset
                  Well don't feel bad. This group of harpies tossed me right out of the women's club.
                  Originally posted by Rusha
                  Harpies, eh? And *who* exactly threw you out of the women's club?
                  Originally posted by Town Heretic
                  The transmissions of harpies through public intercourse is nothing to joke about.


                  And in the disappearing Eeset thread...thread...
                  Originally posted by zoo22
                  Uh oh, I think someone's commandeered Eeset's account and is using it to neg rep people.
                  And reporting too...she must be beside herself, which when you think of it is likely punishment enough.


                  An old friend waded in...
                  Originally posted by sky.
                  The town clown.

                  Odd, to pick sky as a username and then spend most of your time aiming so much lower.


                  Then chrys was back banging his new/old drum about book reports...
                  Originally posted by chrysostom
                  I'm insinuating that you don't understand what it [Don Quixote] is about
                  Which would be compelling if you hadn't muffed something as basic as its authorship [he thought Cervantes actually meant that he'd transcribed the tale, which was actually a device used to the author's purpose] at the outset then lacked the common grace or sense to recognize your error.

                  Meaning it will mean to you what you think it means and nothing else. You're looking for a psychic, not an answer.


                  Jumped into zoo's liberal censorship thread...
                  Originally posted by zoo22
                  I was in the store today shopping for deals on Easter rabbit marshmallow Peeps, reciting Bible verses to customers as I perused the aisles. Some guy commented on my sign (you know, the Obama Voodoo-bone-through-the-nose one), so I told him about the secret Kenyan Obama birth. After I had gone back to reciting Bible verses, security came up and asked me to either "leave other shoppers alone" or leave the store! ... What?!? Where am I?!? Welcome to commieville, where Christians are the enemy and free speech is stomped on!

                  By the way, there are some good prices on Peeps out there right now.

                  With...
                  Originally posted by Town Heretic
                  Has anyone else read The Peep Swastika? It'll open your eyes to the gut wrenching (and expanding) truth about Peeps. I'll be posting links to horrific sex acts loosely tied into the book at some point, right after I post Part III: the Peep Agenda Exposed. So stay tuned!

                  Tomorrow? Resurrected steps in it so far he may never be heard from again...in the Cub Reporters thread.
                  You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

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                  • #99
                    Tuesday Morning Gazette/Special Edition

                    Originally posted by resurrected
                    It's worth noting that, of the twelve reports made by the Hairy Tick in March, seven of them were posts I had made.

                    that's gotta earn him some kind of creepy stalker award, dontcha think?
                    Let's look at them... Should be educational.

                    March of the Heretic:

                    One: you enter a conversation I was having with Stripe with...

                    Maybe Stripe's not all that concerned with your foppish opinion and overrated estimation of your abilities

                    Two: you jump onto a comment by Nick M to talk about me, again.

                    Nick, Nick, Nick Thou shalt not criticize the Town thy Better

                    Three: that one was you posting this ditty:
                    You sure you're not just sitting in a bubble bath after a burritto dinner?
                    in Observations.

                    Yeah, someone appears to be stalking all right.


                    Four: In the Observations thread of TH thread...and there you are again with this gem:

                    that's "pretend attorney" Eeset
                    Five: I report you being disrespectful of a moderator. That's the first one that could be construed as reaching out, though I was in the thread, not looking for you. It's hard to miss you given your post count.

                    Six: you trolling the gun thread to say things like:

                    Consider the perverted character of a man who actually claimed to be a vile lawyer?

                    Is it even possible to besmirch such a foul creature?

                    Seven: this is for you trolling the lawyer thread by interjecting wonderful insights like this one:
                    Totter off now.
                    So you probably should have thought that charge of yours through a little more given what the record reveals about you in it.

                    Or, in other words, go lick your self inflicted wounds, doofi.
                    You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

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                    • Originally posted by Town Heretic View Post
                      Tuesday Morning Gazette/Special Edition
                      There's a lawyer thread?.....Where? I want to get my digs in!
                      I AM the pie lady!!

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                      • Originally posted by IMJerusha View Post
                        There's a lawyer thread?.....Where? I want to get my digs in!
                        Should be a link in there somewhere in an earlier Gazette.
                        You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

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                        • Originally posted by Town Heretic View Post
                          Should be a link in there somewhere in an earlier Gazette.
                          I was just kidding. It gives me no thrill to wound people.
                          I AM the pie lady!!

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                          • Tuesday Afternoon Gazette

                            Had a word or two in the writing thread about perspective...
                            Originally posted by Son of Jack
                            ...[Tolkien] mentioned in a paper (I can't recall which one) that the reason that most literature wasn't very good is because it isn't escapist enough, its too realistic. He used the analogy of a prisoner who suddenly realizes for the first time that he's in a prison. Tolkien says of that man, wouldn't it be odd if he never thought of escaping from such a place. Do you agree with his thinking?
                            No, though I can appreciate it. Or maybe it's relative. Say you're an office worker in the heart of a city and you're reading The Old Man and the Sea. Maybe that's as alien and fantastic in relation to your life as would be a dragon reading along over your shoulder.

                            So zoo went at my poor offering like it was a plate of croissants at a French film festival...
                            Originally posted by zoo22
                            Or maybe you're an office worker in the heart of the city and reading about an office worker in the heart of the city is as alien and fantastic as would be a dragon reading along over your shoulder.

                            Did my best not to take chyrs literarily...
                            Originally posted by chrysostom View Post
                            so what's the deal with don quixote

                            did you know it was a classic?
                            Everyone knows that...

                            I think so
                            You thought Cervantes took dictation.

                            do you know what it is about?

                            I think town should be given a chance to explain it

                            he may not know what it is about
                            One thing is undeniably true: I know what you're about.

                            And...
                            Originally posted by chrysostom View Post
                            ... my credibility has been challenged
                            No, I think your credibility is firmly established.

                            Greeted the Pneu guy...
                            Originally posted by PneumaPsucheSoma View Post
                            I'm new.
                            It happens.
                            I'm introducing myself.
                            That explains it.
                            (PneumaPsucheSoma = SpiritSoulBody). For short, PPS will do.
                            Ah, I'm an Xbox guy, but welcome aboard anyway.

                            I'm a reconciliationist and non-dichotomist regarding the vast plethora of sectarian divisions of doctrine.
                            I'm confused. This should be fun.

                            Don't blame yourself. It happens a lot.

                            There is only one central truth on any/all doctrinal topics. Only objective truth is relevant; subjective opinion is only relevant to the extent it is in accord with objective truth. That will be reflected in my posting, especially in reference to Theology Proper. My style is "heavy" with vocab and lexical Greek in conversation. I don't despise simplicity unless it's an excuse for a lack of stewardship or scholarship.;;
                            Do you believe Christ picked fishermen for their scholarship or their stewardship potential? That is to say, interesting, but I suspect we're going to differ a little, after (I hope and suspect) a good natured fashion.

                            Tried to answer Q's hypothetical at break...
                            Originally posted by Quincy
                            Imagine if you will, a chinese rice farmer by the name of Wang...Wang never learned of Christ....He never repented for whatever sins he may have committed....]Now consider Jeffrey Dahmer....Dahmer became a born again Christian. The preacher who baptized him was convinced of Dahmer's sincerity.

                            Maybe, just maybe, Wang grew to great proportions and size of heart and soul throughout his life which lead him to commune with the essence of what Christ truly is behind the false cognizant idols? The essence of Love, compassion, honor and most importantly, forgiveness?
                            We cannot forgive ourselves because our offense is not to ourselves but to the truth and it is to that truth that we must turn and to that which we must be reconciled. Else our forgiveness, absent complete and utter abstention from the conduct, which will never come, becomes nothing more or less than permission steeped in regret.

                            I know that God is both loving and just, so I don't worry after Chang or place my judgement between God and Jeffery. It is just that any man be separated by his own willful action from the perfect and good. It is by love, in and through the sacrifice and call of Christ, that we escape that judgment and are reconciled to God in mercy.

                            Then Eeset showed up with an elaborate reason why she knew something...
                            Originally posted by Eeset View Post
                            Hi sky. I had dinner with 2 friends along the shore at an old restaurant behind a coastal island. Just got back. Thanks again for keeping me up to date on the ignored's rants. I had 2 glasses of Cabernet with dinner but I was not the driver so that was OK.

                            My impression is that your dossier keeper is entering the self destruct phase. I have seen such things before and it is not pretty. Oh well.
                            Eeset, how deleteful to see you.

                            And....
                            Originally posted by Eeset View Post
                            This message is hidden
                            She said, unbidden.

                            Ending the day on an up note...
                            Originally posted by Eeset View Post
                            I know there is a posting
                            She's just that perceptive. Literally.

                            Town Bulletin Board:

                            Here's a thread on American Movie Icons you might like.

                            Here's a thread where you can pray for me.

                            Here's one where you're encouraged to fling poo and support fool's efforts at a first rate ration.
                            You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

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                            • Here's the part where you prove that attorneys can be helpful. What do you know about real estate law? My question is general, Town. I'm not trying to get something for nothing.
                              Last edited by IMJerusha; April 17th, 2013, 05:41 PM.
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                              • Originally posted by IMJerusha View Post
                                Here's the part where you prove that attorneys can be helpful. What do you know about real estate law? My question is general, Town. I'm not trying to get something for nothing.
                                I do, though it wasn't my concentration in practice. Send me a PM.
                                You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

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