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  • #76
    Titanic: He dies.

    The Departed: Virtually everyone dies.

    Last Man Standing: I wish they'd killed everyone before filming commenced.




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    • #77
      Identity Thief .. total waste of time!
      I think I'm hilarious.

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      • #78
        Jack Reacher: exceeded its gasp.
        You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

        Pro-Life






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        • #79
          'Funny Games'

          A gruelling, unsettling, innovative, challenging, convention defying horror which portrays violence and abuse in a realistic, sickening non gratuitous 'anti Hollywood' way.
          Well this is fun isn't it?

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          • #80
            The Internship: Raunchy for a PG-13 movie that should had been an R rated movie!
            Happy November to Remember!

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            • #81
              The Three Muskateers (2011): proof of what can happen when some Dumas gets a hold of a classic idea.
              You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

              Pro-Life






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              • #82
                Skyfall asleep



                Tried and waited then got tired, that's about it

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                • #83
                  The Trouble With the Curve: must have been the pitch...because it's an enjoyable film.
                  You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

                  Pro-Life






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                  • #84
                    Branded

                    a mix between the ancient astrology occult belief's of spiritual rituals for awakenings and modern global materialism born from Lenin's pioneering advertising and propaganda system of transforming the views of people to change the world.

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by MarkA View Post
                      Branded

                      a mix between the ancient astrology occult belief's of spiritual rituals for awakenings and modern global materialism born from Lenin's pioneering advertising and propaganda system of transforming the views of people to change the world.
                      That's a terrific summary of philosophical foundation, but did you like it?
                      You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

                      Pro-Life






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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Town Heretic View Post
                        That's a terrific summary of philosophical foundation, but did you like it?
                        Oh I would have went on, but there was great danger of a run on sentence!

                        (one sentence review)

                        Yep! I liked it, waiting for the sequel! might watch it again tonight, it's on Netflix.

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                        • #87
                          Ted: Unbearable.
                          You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

                          Pro-Life






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                          • #88
                            A Good Day to Die Hard: a bad way to spend 97 minutes.
                            You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

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                            • #89
                              I Shot Andy Warhol .. Masterpiece ..
                              I think I'm hilarious.

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                              • #90
                                Only God Forgives. A disappointing and pretentious mess of style over substance, and not a patch on the director's former "Drive".
                                Well this is fun isn't it?

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