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  • #31
    Not a review, but this Lincoln looks terrific. There are two trailers. This one takes a few seconds to get to the movie but showcases better and ends on a "powerful" note.

    Lincoln
    You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

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    • #32
      Never let me Go - disturbing Distopian alternative England, with harry potter style school and kiera knightly.
      SJKW Extraordinaire

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      • #33
        My Idiot Brother: you won't feel like one for watching it, but you won't leave the wiser either.
        You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

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        • #34
          Total Recall "Reboot"

          Crap.

          Well this is fun isn't it?

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          • #35
            Skyfall: Awesome!

            I don't think I can say much more without going into spoilers, because I want to talk about it so badly. Though my friend reviewed it as: just the right mix of global danger and personal vendetta.
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            • #36
              Moonrise Kingdom- bizarre, hilarious, sweet, and brilliantly crafted with a unique style

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              • #37
                The Amazing Spider-Man: does to the first franchise what the second Batman series did to the first--and then some.
                You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

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                • #38
                  Brave: wasn't very, opting for the tried trite and true, but saved from collapse by an emotionally satisfying, if predictable, third act.
                  You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

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                  • #39
                    Titanic

                    Overhyped, Overlong, overbearing, over-stereotypical gunk from a director who made far better films prior to this, and in which the following edited version is more entertaining in regards to the above....





                    Last edited by Arthur Brain; November 22nd, 2012, 08:07 PM.
                    Well this is fun isn't it?

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Town Heretic View Post
                      Brave: wasn't very, opting for the tried trite and true, but saved from collapse by an emotionally satisfying, if predictable, third act.
                      Not to mention a hot redhead in the lead.

                      What?
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                      • #41
                        Up: I finally saw it, and it was moving, thoughtful, humorous, and inspiring.

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                        • #42
                          Cars 2: it's not a lemon but Pixar finally made a movie for kids that's mostly for kids, which is almost as disappointing as it is surprising.

                          The Campaign: take the less funny elements of Talledega Nights, add a great deal more profanity and just enough genuinely funny moments to keep it from being a disaster on the order of Land of the Lost and you have a disjointed Campaign that's unlikely to find anyone clamoring for four more, or two, or one.
                          You aren't what you eat, but you're always what you swallow.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Arthur Brain View Post
                            Total Recall "Reboot"

                            Crap.

                            They should have called it "Total Re-Dont."

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                            • #44
                              The Hobbit: An Expected Journey: This was a beautifully done and incredibly charming opening to a new trilogy, exploring the world of Middle Earth and the life of hobbits. Loved it.

                              Les Miserables: Words won't, can't, do this film justice, as it was an instant classic, a masterpiece...perhaps the Gospel in song. Superb.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Town Heretic View Post
                                Not a review, but this Lincoln looks terrific. There are two trailers. This one takes a few seconds to get to the movie but showcases better and ends on a "powerful" note.

                                Lincoln
                                If you have yet to see the movie read this at your own risk.
                                Spoiler
                                Lincoln gets shot; while at a play at Ford's Theater.
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