Islamic Terrorists Buy Up All Playstation 3 Consoles in Act of Terrorism

In a surprise attack against "capitalist Americans" Islamic Terrorist groups banded together and bought up every available Sony Playstation 3 game console.

"This will keep Americans very sad during the Christmas season" said Muhammad Genji. Reports are that the terrorist groups bought all of the estimated 250,000-400,00 units that were made available to various retail outlets across the US.

"This was not easy" stated Muhammad Gaiden "Some of us had to wait in line for several days with very little food or water. It was so cold in line I have to light my Keffiyeh of fire and rub my hands over the flames." However Muhammad did admit this wasn't as bad as other terrorist duties... "I guess it beats blowing yourself up in a crowded market."

A statement released by the coordinated terrorists organizations revealed that this terrorist plot was an attempt at discouraging Americans that were looking forward to getting the hot Sony game consoles for Christmas "We will now suck the fun out of Christmas for all Americans!" When asked what the terrorist organizations were planning on doing with all the game consoles one source was quoted as stating... "We might try our hand at Call of Duty 3 or possibly Grand Theft Auto IV. After that we are not sure, we may build a shrine out of them or possibly sell them on eBay."

What's a 'Playstation'?

:rotfl: If that wasn't so blatantly stupid, That could be believable. :rotfl:

Speaking of blatantly stupid...

Speaking of blatantly stupid...

:doh:

Look at all these knuckleheads who bid on a couple of email addresses, thinking they were bidding on PS3 consoles.

Surely no one would bid that much on a couple of email addresses. And look at the question and answer section! :rotfl: How is it that these people can write, but not read? :hammer:

Granted, the seller put these items in a category that is supposed to be for video game systems, and he filled out the tech spec table as though he were selling 60GB PS3s (to get lots of category and keyword search traffic, no doubt), which is somewhat misleading. But still.

:chuckle:

Hey look, there's Mopey and NuGnazi!

Guess I better start raising some funds so I can get my hands on one of these. I hope Muhammad Genji decides to sell his before Christmas!

:devil: YAY i despise The playstation company right now because of their sheer stupidity on marketing and the fact that they released so few PS3s to start with like 200,000 less than microsoft did for the 360
so this could of really happened and i would have been okay with it YAY :devil: stupid sony