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Knight
September 27th, 2002, 11:36 AM
I mean come on look at the picture below. Need I say more?

Don't ya think Barbie secretly wished that GI Joe would sweep here off her feet and take her away so she could marry a REAL man?

Knight
September 27th, 2002, 11:37 AM
Now this is more what Barbie was looking for....

Knight
September 27th, 2002, 11:55 AM
I always wanted to see GI Joe and Ken get into a fight.

I can just see Ken crying and trying to slap GI Joe with an open hand.

Joe would just sort of laugh and keep Ken at an arms length away by extending his arm and grabbing Ken's forehead.

cirisme
September 27th, 2002, 12:02 PM
When I saw the subject I kept trying to figure out who "Ken Doll" is. :doh: :eek:

Yxboom
September 27th, 2002, 12:07 PM
I see now!

Yxboom
September 27th, 2002, 12:07 PM
Cobra!!!

novice
September 27th, 2002, 12:20 PM
I always wondered where GI Joe got that scar. Any ideas?

Brother Vinny
September 27th, 2002, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by novice
I always wondered where GI Joe got that scar. Any ideas?

Don't ask, don't tell.

:shocked:

Pilgrimagain
September 27th, 2002, 03:34 PM
yikes!

Pilgrimagain
September 27th, 2002, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by Knight
I mean come on look at the picture below. Need I say more?

Don't ya think Barbie secretly wished that GI Joe would sweep here off her feet and take her away so she could marry a REAL man?

Why would she want GI Joe when she could have:

Pilgrimagain
September 27th, 2002, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by Pilgrimagain


Why would she want GI Joe when she could have:

But of course why would Steve want Barbie when he could have Jamie Summer in all of her bionic lovliness!

novice
September 27th, 2002, 04:48 PM
There is no doubt that Ken was a fruit.

Just compare the two below....

Brother Vinny
September 27th, 2002, 05:05 PM
Parents, you may wish to send your kids into the other room--

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Knight
September 27th, 2002, 05:08 PM
Paul I am not even gonna ask where you got that image.

<goes into the other room to wash out eyeballs>

Brother Vinny
September 27th, 2002, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Knight
Paul I am not even gonna ask where you got that image.

<goes into the other room to wash out eyeballs>

Just one of the many amazing results one gets when one uses the words "Ken" and "Doll" as search parameters on Google's Image Search.

Flipper
September 27th, 2002, 08:02 PM
Oh you think G.I Joe is straight, do you?

Looks like a big muscle mary to me.

Pilgrimagain
September 28th, 2002, 08:58 AM
ouch

Jaltus
September 28th, 2002, 09:09 AM
by the way, those in the cobra picture are:

Zarina, Zartan, Tomax and Xamot, Cobra Commander, Baronness, Destro, and I think I got them all.

Jaltus
September 28th, 2002, 09:10 AM
Sorry, I missed Major Bludd and possibly Strom Shadow (cannot see who the guy is on the back right).

Yxboom
September 28th, 2002, 11:18 AM
Cobra Commander, Baroness, Destro, Xamot and Tomax, Major Bludd, Zartan, Zarana, (what appears to be Storm Shadow otherwise Firefly, whom is not of Cobra Command but is a black ninja), the shadow I would assume is either my favorite Cobra character, Serpentor and a combination with a Cobra-La character Pythona or Nemesis Enforcer. What say ye?

Jaltus
September 28th, 2002, 11:39 AM
Firefly was a contractor, wasn't he? At least, according to the comics. Storm Shadow left Cobra and joined GI Joe.

Nemisis rocked but that movie sucked.

Yxboom
September 28th, 2002, 11:42 AM
I find it surprising that missing is Mind Bender as he was a regular on the show.

Jaltus
September 28th, 2002, 11:47 AM
Yeah, that would make sense.

Yxboom
September 28th, 2002, 11:50 AM
I had all the action figures except for Major Bludd. One of my favorites was the Croc guy second to Serpentor!
I would like to get my hands on the revamped 2002 Serpentor, et al.

Jaltus
September 28th, 2002, 11:56 AM
They are making them again?

My favorites were the twins and Storm Shadow. I had all of them as well. Who was the croc guy? I do not remember him, only his croc.

Yxboom
September 28th, 2002, 12:01 PM
Remember...

Yxboom
September 28th, 2002, 12:05 PM
Check out the new Cobra Commander!

Yxboom
September 28th, 2002, 12:06 PM
Destro is wicked!

Yxboom
September 28th, 2002, 12:06 PM
...and there is Storm Shadow

Yxboom
September 28th, 2002, 12:09 PM
Just don't mess with....

Yxboom
September 28th, 2002, 12:16 PM
And the 2002 He Man!

Yxboom
September 28th, 2002, 12:18 PM
and of course....

Pilgrimagain
September 28th, 2002, 12:28 PM
you have way to much time on your hands

Yxboom
September 28th, 2002, 01:20 PM
...and what of you to notice?

cirisme
September 28th, 2002, 01:56 PM
I agree with PA.

<runs and hides>

NSMinistries
September 28th, 2002, 01:58 PM
Whats sad is this thread lasted this long!!!:rolleyes:

cirisme
September 28th, 2002, 02:00 PM
:eek:

cirisme
September 28th, 2002, 02:01 PM
Nsm,
How do you like my new avatar?

You didn't recognize me did you? :eek: ;)

NSMinistries
September 28th, 2002, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by cirisme
Nsm,
How do you like my new avatar?

You didn't recognize me did you? :eek: ;)

It took a min. But remember you can run but ya can't hide:D

Jaltus
September 28th, 2002, 03:26 PM
The second destro was the best, with the black suit, gold trim, and red cape.

Brother Vinny
September 28th, 2002, 04:53 PM
Wow! An entire thread free from the influence of TOL's lovebirds. How refreshing!

1013
September 28th, 2002, 06:03 PM
I find it surprising that missing is Mind Bender as he was a regular on the show.

reading that name, I just realized that the ken doll Paul posted could probably join cobra and his alias could be Gender Bender.

That would be consistent with the other cobra characters because if you look at cobra commander and and storm shadow, you'd realise that in a muslim culture, they would be considered cross dressers.

Knight
September 28th, 2002, 06:12 PM
1013 - LOL! :D

Yxboom
September 28th, 2002, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by Jaltus
The second destro was the best, with the black suit, gold trim, and red cape.

That's a repaint of Cobra Commander....:doh:

Yxboom
September 28th, 2002, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by 1013


reading that name, I just realized that the ken doll Paul posted could probably join cobra and his alias could be Gender Bender.

That would be consistent with the other cobra characters because if you look at cobra commander and and storm shadow, you'd realise that in a muslim culture, they would be considered cross dressers.

He would not be dressed like......

Brother Vinny
September 28th, 2002, 07:24 PM
I'm pretty sure that last picture violates TOL's SOP.

:shocked:

Yxboom
September 28th, 2002, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by Paul DeYonghe
I'm pretty sure that last picture violates TOL's SOP.

:shocked:

And what remains to be seen here, Mr. Kettle???

Jaltus
September 28th, 2002, 08:57 PM
Yxboom,

I meant the second Destro that came out. The first one had the silver mask, black clothing, and red collar (that was, like, way 80's ish). The second Destro had the gold mask, black clothing with gold spikes and trimming, and a red or black cape (can't remember which).

I was not talking about your pictures.

By the way, how many actually had the original Cobra Commander with the hood and with the metal mask? I did!

I still have a few with no elbows.

Yxboom
September 28th, 2002, 09:05 PM
My friend had the original cobra commander. He was originally mail order only. You might wanna check out this site (http://www.yojoe.com/action/all/) for GI Joe action figures past and present.

GraceInMe
September 28th, 2002, 10:27 PM
I have a Ken doll in my closet. I got him when I was a kid. If I were a liberal I would pull him out of the closet. I do have to comment on the fact that there is something a little alarming about giving little girls male Dall's to PLAY along with there Barbie's.

Yxboom
September 28th, 2002, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by GraceInMe
I do have to comment on the fact that there is something a little alarming about giving little girls male Dall's to PLAY along with there Barbie's.
So they could dress him up like....

Tal DeYonghe
September 29th, 2002, 11:33 AM
Ugh! Will you please quit posting that image! That is horrible to look at (him and his seeming twin Michael)! :shocked:

Yxboom
September 29th, 2002, 01:55 PM
The evil twins...

GraceInMe
September 29th, 2002, 03:32 PM
Do you think Ken would be associated with those two?

Jaltus
September 29th, 2002, 04:54 PM
What, Snoop and Weird Al?

GraceInMe
September 29th, 2002, 06:34 PM
I was just thinking that Ken is such a primpy guy that he wouldn't be associated with those two. Anyway they would beet him up cause he's such a wuss. He would cry like a baby.

Yxboom
September 29th, 2002, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by Jaltus
What, Snoop and Weird Al?

Dear Jaltus, it is Coolio and Weird Al. :doh:

Goose
September 29th, 2002, 07:26 PM
What's ma name foo

Yxboom
September 29th, 2002, 07:51 PM
Snooop doggy do---oo-gg

Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee ya!

<starts to skank>

Jaltus
September 29th, 2002, 09:15 PM
Ah, sorry. I must have been living in my Amish Paradise too long.

GraceInMe
September 30th, 2002, 11:55 AM
Maybe we could get weird Al to make the TOL theme song.

Yxboom
September 30th, 2002, 12:44 PM
This is the theme to TOL,
The theme to TOL.
Knight called me up and asked if I would write his theme song.
I'm almost halfway finished,
How do you like it so far,
How do you like the theme to TOL.

This is the theme to TOL,
The opening theme to TOL.
This is the music that you hear as you watch the posting.
We're almost to the part of where I start to whistle.
Then we'll post "It's The--ologyOnline".


This was the theme to TheologyOnline.

Yxboom
September 30th, 2002, 12:50 PM
Post and Spamming, Lucy-Goosey's soon-to-be Marriage,
Go together like a horse and carriage,
This I tell ya brother, you can't have one without the other.

Post and Spamming, Paul and Tal's Marriage,
It's an institute you can't disparage,
Ask the local gentry, and they will say is element'ry.


Try, try, try to separate them,
It's an illusion.
Try, try, try and you will only come
to this conclusion.


Post and Spamming, Cirisme's thread barrages,
Go together like a horse and carriage,
Dad was told by mother
You can't have one
You can't have none
You can't have one without the other.

GraceInMe
September 30th, 2002, 12:57 PM
Wow Just like weird Al! Weird Boom! :)

Knight
September 30th, 2002, 01:23 PM
It needs work.

;)

GraceInMe
September 30th, 2002, 03:17 PM
Lets hear Weird Knights song

Yxboom
September 30th, 2002, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by GraceInMe
Lets hear Weird Knights song

He'll start with something like "Heaven's to Murgatroid! and continue with his rendition of YMCA. Nostalgic...

GraceInMe
September 30th, 2002, 05:11 PM
Do you think Knight has a Indian costume in his Closet???

Yxboom
September 30th, 2002, 05:12 PM
:shocked:

<looks in Knight's closet>

:shocked:

Jaltus
September 30th, 2002, 05:17 PM
No skeletons in there.

But about those vampires.....

Knight
February 8th, 2003, 01:11 AM
bump

Jefferson
February 8th, 2003, 09:50 AM
At least the Ken doll isn't wearing a speedo.

lucybelle
February 8th, 2003, 11:34 AM
man- this thread is OLD!

Knight
February 8th, 2003, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by lucybelle
man- this thread is OLD! So is the homo Ken doll. :D

Poly
February 10th, 2003, 08:44 AM
Look, the guy even wears make-up!

Sting
February 14th, 2003, 05:37 PM
and your point is? is it wrong for boys to wear makeup?

elected4ever
February 14th, 2003, 07:00 PM
I sang in the Christmas choir and I wor makup. Does that make me a homo?You bunch of legleistic jurks.

Poly
February 14th, 2003, 08:24 PM
Lighten up guys!

Pilgrimagain
February 15th, 2003, 07:55 AM
Originally posted by elected4ever
I sang in the Christmas choir and I wor makup. Does that make me a homo?You bunch of legleistic jurks.

No, but it sure means you need a spell checker!

scottlt
February 15th, 2003, 08:28 AM
I hope no one posted on this already, but I'm not about to go read through the rest of this thread....I just don't get THAT bored.

What about the new batman cartoons? The new batman character is one of the old batman's friends or something, maybe it was robin. Regardless, the new batman looks like a sissy, if he was real I wouldn't be afraid of him. I'd kick his butt like Matt Damon kicks butt in Bourne Identity, which I just saw last night....that movie is kewl.

Iceman
February 15th, 2003, 09:40 AM
you forget that the new batman has a super techno suit with all sorts of gizmos and muscle enhancers. nerds win again!

kidd94
February 17th, 2003, 11:47 AM
GI Joe Rules.....

I still have all mine from when I was a kid, and still browse ebay to catch the occasional steal.

Recently an original unopened unpunched MOC 1982 Snake Eyes sold on Ebay for 455.00 bucks. Wow. If only I didn't open mine.

beanieboy
February 17th, 2003, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by kidd94
GI Joe Rules.....

I still have all mine from when I was a kid, and still browse ebay to catch the occasional steal.

Recently an original unopened unpunched MOC 1982 Snake Eyes sold on Ebay for 455.00 bucks. Wow. If only I didn't open mine.

Are you the wussies from down the street that were always screaming at me, "Its' NOT a DOLLLLLL! It's an ACTION FIGURE!!!"

Uh, yeah. So's your mom. Now go play with your dolly.

kidd94
February 17th, 2003, 12:19 PM
Are you the wussies from down the street that were always screaming at me, "Its' NOT a DOLLLLLL! It's an ACTION FIGURE!!!"

Uh, yeah. So's your mom. Now go play with your dolly.

:confused:

Someone want to tell me what that is all about.

What's my mom got to do with this?

Vitamin J
February 22nd, 2003, 01:30 AM
ROTFL....

Poly
February 22nd, 2003, 11:46 PM
VitaminJ,
I think you have the coolest avitar. And I picked this thread to mention it cause.. well.. I just like this thread.:D

Vitamin J
February 23rd, 2003, 12:33 AM
Originally posted by Polycarpadvo
VitaminJ,
I think you have the coolest avitar. And I picked this thread to mention it cause.. well.. I just like this thread.:D Ahhhh... shucks!:o

SOTK
December 6th, 2003, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by Knight
I mean come on look at the picture below. Need I say more?

Don't ya think Barbie secretly wished that GI Joe would sweep here off her feet and take her away so she could marry a REAL man?

:darwinsm:

GI Joe is the man!

Lucky
December 6th, 2003, 10:40 PM
:noway: Somebody dug up an old thread! :SOTK:

Lucky
December 6th, 2003, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by NSMinistries
Whats sad is this thread lasted this long!!!:rolleyes:
:think: Tell me about it! :eek:

Lucky
December 6th, 2003, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by Knight
bump
:kookoo:

Originally posted by lucybelle
man- this thread is OLD!
:freak:


Good going :SOTK:! :madmad:





;)

BillyBob
December 6th, 2003, 10:55 PM
What would really be fun is a :Tye: doll, all plump, bald and round!

Actually, they make one, it's called a ball!

SOTK
December 7th, 2003, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by Lucky
:kookoo:

:freak:


Good going :SOTK:! :madmad:





;)

:D

naima
December 8th, 2003, 09:14 AM
...no he wasn't gay; he and Barbie actually tied the knot way back when but it just didn't work out because...

"everyone knew her marriage would be a failya.
cause neither she nor Ken had ANY genitalia"

SOTK
December 8th, 2003, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by naima
...no he wasn't gay; he and Barbie actually tied the knot way back when but it just didn't work out because...

"everyone knew her marriage would be a failya.
cause neither she nor Ken had ANY genitalia"

:shut:

Poly
December 10th, 2003, 09:10 AM
My husband still has his G.I. Joe dolls he got when he was a kid.

Lucky
December 10th, 2003, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by Poly
My husband still has his G.I. Joe dolls he got when he was a kid.
:sozo: They aren't dolls! They are action figures. ;)

Poly
December 10th, 2003, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by Lucky
:sozo: They aren't dolls! They are action figures. ;)
I can't believe I said dolls. :doh:

Gerald
December 10th, 2003, 02:48 PM
I came in late to this thread, but I think I've got Knight beat.

Sure, go ahead and pick on the scrawny little first-edition Ken, but for the truly brave, have a look at this:

http://www.raiderofthelostkitsch.com/gayken.html

:D

And here's a bit of history:

http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/mbtd_earring.htm

ItsInTheEyes
December 11th, 2003, 02:30 PM
Is this thread for real? Oi. :(

Gerald
December 11th, 2003, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by ItsInTheEyes
Is this thread for real? Oi. :( What, you come into the Chit Chat forum expecting substance??

Please to Get Real™!

:chuckle:

Poly
December 11th, 2003, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by ItsInTheEyes
Is this thread for real? Oi. :(
Yes, the Ken doll is really a homo. I mean look at him!

Knight
December 11th, 2003, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by Poly
Yes, the Ken doll is really a homo. I mean look at him! Gasp! :shocked:

SOTK
December 11th, 2003, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by Poly
Yes, the Ken doll is really a homo. I mean look at him!

:chuckle:

Poly
December 16th, 2003, 11:07 PM
Ok, this is a pretty serious issue that should be resolved so let's vote. Who thinks Ken is a homo?

I say he's a major flamer!!

SOTK
December 16th, 2003, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by Poly
Ok, this is a pretty serious issue that should be resolved so let's vote. Who thinks Ken is a homo?

I say he's a major flamer!!

:flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer:

:up:


:chuckle:

Lucky
December 16th, 2003, 11:10 PM
:flamer:

the Sibbie
December 16th, 2003, 11:11 PM
:flamer:

Poly
December 17th, 2003, 06:26 PM
I guess it's unanimous. It's official. He's a fruit!

Knight
December 17th, 2003, 07:02 PM
:flamer:

Flipper
December 17th, 2003, 07:31 PM
I think that:

a) He's a plastic doll and is as asexual as his missus
b) Mattel say he's married, they own the mould and they call the shots.

Shouldn't you guys go pick on a teletubby or something?

Knight
December 17th, 2003, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by Flipper
I think that:

a) He's a plastic doll and is as asexual as his missus
b) Mattel say he's married, they own the mould and they call the shots.

Shouldn't you guys go pick on a teletubby or something? Party Pooper.

Poly
December 17th, 2003, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Flipper

Shouldn't you guys go pick on a teletubby or something?
Good idea. I hate those things. They look like something out of one of my childhood nightmares. :shocked:

Lion
December 17th, 2003, 08:47 PM
Hmmmmmmm....... I don't really think Ken is a homo. He does have the hots for Barbie, after all.

However, he is a total wimp! My G.I. Joes use to use him as a punching bag and doormat. Then they stole barbie and Midge from him and left him crying on the sidewalk.

ShadowMaid
December 17th, 2003, 08:49 PM
Did his head come off?

Poly
December 17th, 2003, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by Lion
Hmmmmmmm....... I don't really think Ken is a homo. He does have the hots for Barbie, after all.

However, he is a total wimp! My G.I. Joes use to use him as a punching bag and doormat. Then they stole barbie and Midge from him and left him crying on the sidewalk.
Don't let Ken fool ya! See, he has to make people think he has the hots for Barbie just to keep up his image. The reason that he cried like a baby when G.I. Joe stole Barbie and Midge was because he was jealous. He wished Joe would have taken him instead.

Flipper
December 17th, 2003, 09:05 PM
Good idea. I hate those things. They look like something out of one of my childhood nightmares.

http://www.markryden.com/paintings/two/tubbiesd.html

Knight
December 18th, 2003, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by Poly
Don't let Ken fool ya! See, he has to make people think he has the hots for Barbie just to keep up his image. The reason that he cried like a baby when G.I. Joe stole Barbie and Midge was because he was jealous. He wished Joe would have taken him instead. I think Poly is on to something here.

ItsInTheEyes
December 18th, 2003, 03:25 PM
No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. Ken is not HOMOsexual, he's METROsexual. :rolleyes:

Nineveh
December 18th, 2003, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by ItsInTheEyes
No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. Ken is not HOMOsexual, he's METROsexual. :rolleyes:

That would explain his appearance and the new "with child" Barbie....

SOTK
December 20th, 2003, 03:45 AM
Originally posted by ItsInTheEyes
No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. Ken is not HOMOsexual, he's METROsexual. :rolleyes:

What's METROsexual? :confused:

Tye Porter
December 20th, 2003, 04:51 AM
Originally posted by SOTK4ever
What's METROsexual? :confused:
It's a homofriendly male.
Somebody who tolerates that lifestyle.

It's actually a hetro male who mosturizes!

SOTK
December 20th, 2003, 05:51 AM
Originally posted by Tye Porter
It's a homofriendly male.
Somebody who tolerates that lifestyle.

Now I've heard everything. :rolleyes: Let me guess, it's a word that liberals made up?


Originally posted by Tye Porter It's actually a hetro male who mosturizes!

:chuckle:

Baptist101
December 21st, 2003, 05:59 AM
Knight,

Have you solved the mystery?
Is Ken Gay.

TOL, ( RE: TruthSeeker45 is Banned! )

( Warning: This thread will be banned! )

I still can't believe Knight ban me over something so minor compared to others on TOL including Knight himself. Telling members to, "Go to hell, jerk", among other colorful or hateful remarks. It amounts to, life for jaywalking compared to, a slap on the wrist for murder! Such hypocrisy! But it is knights web site ( So I heard! ) And he has the freedom to do whatever he pleases (right or wrong, it doesn't matter ). This will probably be my last Posting unless Knight or Sozo are willing to debate their beliefs ( I doubt it! ). Knight, are you a man or WHAT! Ken, the gay doll is more man than Knight. ( CHIT-CHAT FORUM )

I wonder if freak, Sozo, and knight are related? To begin with, all three are blinded by pride, hate, lies, etc. They get hateful towards those who don't agree with them. Then, the name calling starts.
As you can see on the membership list, many leave without ever posting (smart!). Although the list states 3250 members, I'm sure it's more like 100 or less who post on a regular basis. Also the multiple user names some have. So far I have seven user names. (knight keeps banning me. :darwinsm: ) Free e-mail service is almost limitless! Or, just change E-mail names.

I was foolish enough to believe I could open some eyes (or be used to open eyes). I'm not sure if anyone changed their position on TOL. Most here are firmly entrenched in their beliefs (and I wasted all this time! :doh: Not really.)

The day of judgment is going to be very interesting. I hope you repent before that time Knight!:angel: As Jesus said, many or most will believe themselves to be saved but will in fact be lost.

TheologyOnLine is no doubt the most fun, entertaining, educational Theology forum on the internet. At TheologyOnLine you can fellowship, teach, learn, rebuke, convince, listen, repent, love, demonstrate righteous indignation, battle, debate, laugh, cry and experience just about every other emmotion possible.

Yeah, Right, Knight!

Rebuke! Just don't Rebuke Knight.

Demonstrate righteous indignation! Just don't do it to Knight.

DEBATE! Just don't debate knight. He'll ban you.

Just more Lies on TOL. Sad. No wonder very few stay?

Knight only Loves the Bozo's and Freaks of the world. Three peas in the same Pod. Scared to death of having an official debate. :shocked:
I wonder how many thousands were scared away when they viewed TOL's forums?:shocked:
Knight and his gay doll would have scared me away, or the fact knight and others tell members to, go to hell or they are going to hell. It's like Satan telling Jesus, "You need to get saved. Let me show you how" OK!

Anyway, Merry Christmas ( Jesus is the reason for the season )

David aka: TruthSeeker45

*****************************************
Knight,

It really is scandalous that you banned me over something so minor. You were rebuked and challenged to a debate. But, like the coward you are, you chose to run and ban me. Your precious feelings got hurt! You love to dish it out but you can't take it!
Going back and re-reading some of Sozo's post/threads, I'm appalled that he was allowed to get away with all he has done and said. It really is, hypocrisy at its worse!
I was going to copy and paste some of his remarks, but there are so many! Here's just one minor example: There are hundreds of these examples!
quote:

Originally posted by Big Finn,

Well, tell us just what this witness is. Is it cursing and swearing at people who disagree with you?

Sozo said, "If it is directed at liars and perverters of the message of the gospel, then yes whatever it takes to shut the mouths of fools."

(knight, Just think if we all believed this way!)
Freak is not much better! Of course when you have no law to keep ( knight believes all of God's laws were nailed to the cross ) anything goes!

I know you will ban me again. I could keep coming back under a different name but I won't. As I said, I was just about ready to leave anyway. I was waiting for you or Sozo to accept my last offer to debate what you really believe. Again you both chickened out. All mouth but NO debate! What are you afraid of? The Truth!
Knight, go back and worry about your gay doll, Ken. Something you can handle. :darwinsm:

If anyone wishes to have a serious discussion, you can e-mail me at DavidLG45@juno.com.
David ( TruthSeeker45)


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SOTK
December 21st, 2003, 06:01 AM
Originally posted by Baptist101
Knight,

Have you solved the mystery?
Is Ken Gay.

TOL, ( RE: TruthSeeker45 is Banned! )

( Warning: This thread will be banned! )

I still can't believe Knight ban me over something so minor compared to others on TOL including Knight himself. Telling members to, "Go to hell, jerk", among other colorful or hateful remarks. It amounts to, life for jaywalking compared to, a slap on the wrist for murder! Such hypocrisy! But it is knights web site ( So I heard! ) And he has the freedom to do whatever he pleases (right or wrong, it doesn't matter ). This will probably be my last Posting unless Knight or Sozo are willing to debate their beliefs ( I doubt it! ). Knight, are you a man or WHAT! Ken, the gay doll is more man than Knight. ( CHIT-CHAT FORUM )

I wonder if freak, Sozo, and knight are related? To begin with, all three are blinded by pride, hate, lies, etc. They get hateful towards those who don't agree with them. Then, the name calling starts.
As you can see on the membership list, many leave without ever posting (smart!). Although the list states 3250 members, I'm sure it's more like 100 or less who post on a regular basis. Also the multiple user names some have. So far I have seven user names. (knight keeps banning me. :darwinsm: ) Free e-mail service is almost limitless! Or, just change E-mail names.

I was foolish enough to believe I could open some eyes (or be used to open eyes). I'm not sure if anyone changed their position on TOL. Most here are firmly entrenched in their beliefs (and I wasted all this time! :doh: Not really.)

The day of judgment is going to be very interesting. I hope you repent before that time Knight!:angel: As Jesus said, many or most will believe themselves to be saved but will in fact be lost.

TheologyOnLine is no doubt the most fun, entertaining, educational Theology forum on the internet. At TheologyOnLine you can fellowship, teach, learn, rebuke, convince, listen, repent, love, demonstrate righteous indignation, battle, debate, laugh, cry and experience just about every other emmotion possible.

Yeah, Right, Knight!

Rebuke! Just don't Rebuke Knight.

Demonstrate righteous indignation! Just don't do it to Knight.

DEBATE! Just don't debate knight. He'll ban you.

Just more Lies on TOL. Sad. No wonder very few stay?

Knight only Loves the Bozo's and Freaks of the world. Three peas in the same Pod. Scared to death of having an official debate. :shocked:
I wonder how many thousands were scared away when they viewed TOL's forums?:shocked:
Knight and his gay doll would have scared me away, or the fact knight and others tell members to, go to hell or they are going to hell. It's like Satan telling Jesus, "You need to get saved. Let me show you how" OK!

Anyway, Merry Christmas ( Jesus is the reason for the season )

David aka: TruthSeeker45

*****************************************
Knight,

It really is scandalous that you banned me over something so minor. You were rebuked and challenged to a debate. But, like the coward you are, you chose to run and ban me. Your precious feelings got hurt! You love to dish it out but you can't take it!
Going back and re-reading some of Sozo's post/threads, I'm appalled that he was allowed to get away with all he has done and said. It really is, hypocrisy at its worse!
I was going to copy and paste some of his remarks, but there are so many! Here's just one minor example: There are hundreds of these examples!
quote:

Originally posted by Big Finn,

Well, tell us just what this witness is. Is it cursing and swearing at people who disagree with you?

Sozo said, "If it is directed at liars and perverters of the message of the gospel, then yes whatever it takes to shut the mouths of fools."

(knight, Just think if we all believed this way!)
Freak is not much better! Of course when you have no law to keep ( knight believes all of God's laws were nailed to the cross ) anything goes!

I know you will ban me again. I could keep coming back under a different name but I won't. As I said, I was just about ready to leave anyway. I was waiting for you or Sozo to accept my last offer to debate what you really believe. Again you both chickened out. All mouth but NO debate! What are you afraid of? The Truth!
Knight, go back and worry about your gay doll, Ken. Something you can handle. :darwinsm:

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Dude,

Get a life! Stop being such a :baby:! Do you think that you've been the first person to ever get banned from TOL? Why don't you just take it like a man?

The fact of the matter is that Knight does own TOL and does run it. If you offend him or step out of line in any way, he has the right to ban you. Let me tell you something else too. I have yet to see anybody get banned from here who didn't deserve it. If you break a rule or step out of line, you take the risk of being banned. Yes, there are posters here who do get away with more than others but so what? That still doesn't change the fact that a rule was broken and a person stepped out of line. Get it?

Now, take your medicine and leave!

SOTK

Tye Porter
December 21st, 2003, 06:01 AM

Lucky
March 9th, 2005, 02:46 PM
:flamer:

Poly
March 9th, 2005, 02:51 PM
Man, I bet it took you forever to dust this ol' thread off.

A classic! :up:

Wamba
March 9th, 2005, 02:57 PM
:shocked: Where'd this thread come from!? I unfortunately stumbled upon it a few weeks ago! :help:

Poly
March 9th, 2005, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Wamba the Fool

:shocked: Where'd this thread come from!?

Wunnerful, ain't it?

Wamba
March 9th, 2005, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by Poly

Wunnerful, ain't it?

Another reason not to let your children play with Barfy I mean Barbie dolls.

Ninjashadow
March 9th, 2005, 05:52 PM
And Barbie is trailer trash.

BillyBob
March 9th, 2005, 05:56 PM
Is that a Ken Doll or a 'Lighthouse' Doll?

Ninjashadow
March 9th, 2005, 06:03 PM
:chuckle:

Eowyn
March 9th, 2005, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by BillyBob

Is that a Ken Doll or a 'Lighthouse' Doll?


Oh, so harsh!

ShadowMaid
March 9th, 2005, 07:41 PM
Whoa! This thread is old!

SOTK
March 10th, 2005, 04:51 AM
I haven't seen this thread in a while! :D

julie21
March 10th, 2005, 05:16 PM
I thought at first they were talking about Bob Dole! Then I checked out the first post in the thread! :doh:

SOTK
March 12th, 2005, 03:25 AM
:chuckle:

Ninjashadow
March 12th, 2005, 03:26 AM
This is a funny thread.

SOTK
March 12th, 2005, 03:33 AM
Yep! Now this one is old!

Ninjashadow
March 12th, 2005, 03:35 AM
Over 2 1/2 yrs old.

SOTK
March 12th, 2005, 03:42 AM
:up:

Ninjashadow
March 12th, 2005, 03:45 AM
Originally posted by SOTK

:up:

:)

SOTK
March 12th, 2005, 04:21 AM
Originally posted by BillyBob

Is that a Ken Doll or a 'Lighthouse' Doll?

:crackup:

Knight
December 13th, 2005, 02:40 PM
For old times sake.

BUMP.

SOTK
December 13th, 2005, 02:43 PM
Wow! :noway: Haven't seen this thread in a while!

koban
December 13th, 2005, 02:52 PM
I thought at first they were talking about Bob Dole! Then I checked out the first post in the thread! :doh:

Knight
December 13th, 2005, 02:56 PM
I thought at first they were talking about Bob Dole! Then I checked out the first post in the thread! :doh:What in the? (http://www.theologyonline.com/forums/showthread.php?p=691730&highlight=dole#post691730)

Gerald
December 13th, 2005, 02:59 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how a foot-tall hunk of plastic can have a sexual orientation... :liberals:

koban
December 13th, 2005, 03:07 PM
:shut:

Gerald
December 13th, 2005, 03:15 PM
:shut:And what are you trying not to say, hmmm?

You're not one of those folks who anthropomorphizes inanimate objects, are you?

allsmiles
December 13th, 2005, 03:22 PM
*sniff sniff*

smells kinda gay in here.

koban
December 13th, 2005, 03:23 PM
And what are you trying not to say, hmmm?

You're not one of those folks who anthropomorphizes inanimate objects, are you?


Think about it.

Here's a hint :banana:

Gerald
December 13th, 2005, 03:30 PM
Think about it.

Here's a hint :banana:Inanimate objects do not have a sexual orientation.

Sexual orientation is a product of volition; as inanimate objects are not possessed of volition...

Get it?

Granite
December 13th, 2005, 03:31 PM
Awwwwwwwwfully fruity.

Caledvwlch
December 13th, 2005, 03:34 PM
:think: :mad:

koban
December 13th, 2005, 03:36 PM
Inanimate objects do not have a sexual orientation.

Sexual orientation is a product of volition; as inanimate objects are not possessed of volition...

Get it?


Nonsense!

Sexual orientation can be vertical or horizontal, depending on whether you're standing up or lying down.

Gerald
December 13th, 2005, 03:51 PM
Nonsense!

Sexual orientation can be vertical or horizontal, depending on whether you're standing up or lying down.:madmad:

:: pictures koban being flayed alive ::

There. I feel better now... :cloud9:

koban
December 13th, 2005, 04:02 PM
:madmad:

:: pictures koban being flayed alive ::

There. I feel better now... :cloud9:


Well, you were the one talking about a "foot-tall hunk of plastic". :darwinsm:

Gerald
December 13th, 2005, 04:07 PM
Well, you were the one talking about a "foot-tall hunk of plastic". :darwinsm:And that phrase doesn't describe a Ken doll?

koban
December 13th, 2005, 04:27 PM
:doh:

It describes other things too, things that might be said to have a "sexual orienation".

You got an exhaust leak in your mail van today? :freak:

Gerald
December 13th, 2005, 04:46 PM
It describes other things too, things that might be said to have a "sexual orienation".But those things are irrelevant to the discussion.

You got an exhaust leak in your mail van today? :freak:Nope. Why do you ask?

BillyBob
December 13th, 2005, 05:17 PM
You got an exhaust leak in your mail van today? :freak:


:darwinsm:

The Berean
December 14th, 2005, 01:19 AM
I thought at first they were talking about Bob Dole! Then I checked out the first post in the thread! :doh:
Bobe Dole, the man that "lost" in arm in combat in WW II? Bob Dole may be many things, but "gay" is not one of them.



In 1942, Dole joined the Army's Enlisted Reserve Corps to fight in World War II. He became a second lieutenant in the Army's 10th Mountain Division.

In April of 1945, while Dole was fighting the German Wehrmacht in the hills of Northern Italy, he was hit by Nazi machine gun fire in his upper right back. His right arm was also injured so badly that it was unrecognizable. He had to wait nine long hours on the Italian battlefield before he was finally taken to the Fifteenth Evacuation Hospital. He was eventually transferred to an U.S. Army hospital in Michigan, where he would begin his recovery, and survive all the injuries and operations. The extensive wounds in his right arm though rendered his right-arm completely paralyzed. Today, Dole often carries a pen in the hand of his paralyzed right arm.

Dole was twice decorated for heroic achievement, receiving two Purple Hearts for his injuries, and the Bronze Star Medal for his attempt to assist a downed radio man.

I give Mr. Dole a G.I. Joe award... :sam:

koban
December 14th, 2005, 01:47 AM
:doh:

Knight got it!

SOTK's post 148 was a near copy of his post 138 from nine months before.

My post 149 was a copy of Julie21's post 139 from nine months before.





Feeble attempt at humor, no reflection on Bob Dole intended.

beanieboy
December 14th, 2005, 09:19 AM
I mean come on look at the picture below. Need I say more?

Don't ya think Barbie secretly wished that GI Joe would sweep here off her feet and take her away so she could marry a REAL man?

Ken doesn't have sex organs.

So, by "homo", you mean by appearance, and not by actions.

I don't know which is more disturbing - judging a doll that doesn't have organs of his sexual preference, or a grown man contemplating whether Ken is gay or not.

Now, what would Freud say about that....?

Granite
December 14th, 2005, 09:20 AM
Ken doesn't have sex organs.

So, by "homo", you mean by appearance, and not by actions.

I don't know which is more disturbing - judging a doll that doesn't have organs of his sexual preference, or a grown man contemplating whether Ken is gay or not.

Now, what would Freud say about that....?

Too true...one would think there's bigger fish to fry.

Jeeeeeeez.

beanieboy
December 14th, 2005, 09:25 AM
And it begs the question - there certainly are people out there that go to see women do naked lapdances, or sex clubs, etc.

But of those that don't, there is a population of them that seems equally perverted.

For example, remember the rumor of Ernie and Bert getting married at the escapades? Someone had to invent that. And Ernie and Bert? They are two sweet puppets (and don't have lower bodies.) But someone sees two male PUPPETS that sleep in the same room, and immediately think they are homosexual, and then create a rumor that is easily spread to people who live in fear, ignorance, and one that creates such things that aren't even there.

Granite
December 14th, 2005, 09:34 AM
I think some people go looking for bogeymen and can't live without them.

allsmiles
December 14th, 2005, 09:44 AM
i think it's funny that Knight closed the pagans thread because of the "gay" talk:chuckle:

beanieboy
December 14th, 2005, 09:47 AM
Let me bump the active threads, and show how ironic that is.

Knight
September 1st, 2006, 11:15 PM
4 years later and Ken is still a homo.

TomO
September 2nd, 2006, 08:00 AM
Tell me about it :think:

A :flamer: for the ages.

The Berean
September 4th, 2006, 02:07 PM
Tell me about it :think:

A :flamer: for the ages.
I didn't know Ken Doll was Ralph Furley's grandson? :think:

TomO
September 4th, 2006, 02:16 PM
I didn't know Ken Doll was Ralph Furley's grandson? :think:

:chuckle:

chatmaggot
April 18th, 2009, 08:20 AM
Resurrecting old threads is gay!

koban
April 18th, 2009, 08:44 AM
Knight,

Have you solved the mystery?
Is Ken Gay.

TOL, ( RE: TruthSeeker45 is Banned! )

( Warning: This thread will be banned! )

I still can't believe Knight ban me over something so minor compared to others on TOL including Knight himself. Telling members to, "Go to hell, jerk", among other colorful or hateful remarks. It amounts to, life for jaywalking compared to, a slap on the wrist for murder! Such hypocrisy! But it is knights web site ( So I heard! ) And he has the freedom to do whatever he pleases (right or wrong, it doesn't matter ). This will probably be my last Posting unless Knight or Sozo are willing to debate their beliefs ( I doubt it! ). Knight, are you a man or WHAT! Ken, the gay doll is more man than Knight. ( CHIT-CHAT FORUM )

I wonder if freak, Sozo, and knight are related? To begin with, all three are blinded by pride, hate, lies, etc. They get hateful towards those who don't agree with them. Then, the name calling starts.
As you can see on the membership list, many leave without ever posting (smart!). Although the list states 3250 members, I'm sure it's more like 100 or less who post on a regular basis. Also the multiple user names some have. So far I have seven user names. (knight keeps banning me. :darwinsm: ) Free e-mail service is almost limitless! Or, just change E-mail names.

I was foolish enough to believe I could open some eyes (or be used to open eyes). I'm not sure if anyone changed their position on TOL. Most here are firmly entrenched in their beliefs (and I wasted all this time! :doh: Not really.)

The day of judgment is going to be very interesting. I hope you repent before that time Knight!:angel: As Jesus said, many or most will believe themselves to be saved but will in fact be lost.

TheologyOnLine is no doubt the most fun, entertaining, educational Theology forum on the internet. At TheologyOnLine you can fellowship, teach, learn, rebuke, convince, listen, repent, love, demonstrate righteous indignation, battle, debate, laugh, cry and experience just about every other emmotion possible.

Yeah, Right, Knight!

Rebuke! Just don't Rebuke Knight.

Demonstrate righteous indignation! Just don't do it to Knight.

DEBATE! Just don't debate knight. He'll ban you.

Just more Lies on TOL. Sad. No wonder very few stay?

Knight only Loves the Bozo's and Freaks of the world. Three peas in the same Pod. Scared to death of having an official debate. :shocked:
I wonder how many thousands were scared away when they viewed TOL's forums?:shocked:
Knight and his gay doll would have scared me away, or the fact knight and others tell members to, go to hell or they are going to hell. It's like Satan telling Jesus, "You need to get saved. Let me show you how" OK!

Anyway, Merry Christmas ( Jesus is the reason for the season )

David aka: TruthSeeker45

*****************************************
Knight,

It really is scandalous that you banned me over something so minor. You were rebuked and challenged to a debate. But, like the coward you are, you chose to run and ban me. Your precious feelings got hurt! You love to dish it out but you can't take it!
Going back and re-reading some of Sozo's post/threads, I'm appalled that he was allowed to get away with all he has done and said. It really is, hypocrisy at its worse!
I was going to copy and paste some of his remarks, but there are so many! Here's just one minor example: There are hundreds of these examples!
quote:

Originally posted by Big Finn,

Well, tell us just what this witness is. Is it cursing and swearing at people who disagree with you?

Sozo said, "If it is directed at liars and perverters of the message of the gospel, then yes whatever it takes to shut the mouths of fools."

(knight, Just think if we all believed this way!)
Freak is not much better! Of course when you have no law to keep ( knight believes all of God's laws were nailed to the cross ) anything goes!

I know you will ban me again. I could keep coming back under a different name but I won't. As I said, I was just about ready to leave anyway. I was waiting for you or Sozo to accept my last offer to debate what you really believe. Again you both chickened out. All mouth but NO debate! What are you afraid of? The Truth!
Knight, go back and worry about your gay doll, Ken. Something you can handle. :darwinsm:

If anyone wishes to have a serious discussion, you can e-mail me at DavidLG45@juno.com.
David ( TruthSeeker45)


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:mock: Baptist101

Nick M
May 3rd, 2009, 10:00 PM
I mean come on look at the picture below. Need I say more?

Don't ya think Barbie secretly wished that GI Joe would sweep here off her feet and take her away so she could marry a REAL man?

This was one of my favorite commercials. For the same reason. Youtube took the sound away. That is ok, this consumer will never purchase from that label again. :wave2:

V42Tbm8w2Ak

Nick M
May 3rd, 2009, 10:19 PM
And the 2002 He Man!

Another homo.

7R4DIZhR-Yg

Gerald
May 3rd, 2009, 10:28 PM
Resurrecting old threads is gay!Outing yourself, are you, CM?

chatmaggot
May 4th, 2009, 11:19 AM
Outing yourself, are you, CM?

:squint:
I think you must have missed the joke over a week ago.

Lighthouse
May 5th, 2009, 10:25 AM
Another homo.

7R4DIZhR-Yg
Not to defend He-Man, but how does this video make him look gay?

Knight
March 14th, 2011, 11:46 AM
Ken turns 50 (http://abcnews.go.com/Health/ken-original-boy-toy-turns-50/story?id=13106690&cid=yahoo_pitchlist) and he's still gay.

BabyChristian
March 14th, 2011, 11:50 AM
I mean come on look at the picture below. Need I say more?

Don't ya think Barbie secretly wished that GI Joe would sweep here off her feet and take her away so she could marry a REAL man?

:chuckle:

Sherman
March 14th, 2011, 11:56 AM
Ya, I agree. I've always liked GI Joe better. I thought they made cool husbands for my Barbies--especially the GI Joe's with the velvety heads. :chuckle:

Angel4Truth
April 17th, 2012, 11:31 AM
I couldnt resist after seeing this thread:

5L_vGiLYYfI

Brother Vinny
August 27th, 2014, 10:02 PM
Oh my, this started 12 years ago.

I mourn my misspent youth.

Nick M
August 28th, 2014, 08:52 AM
Parents, you may wish to send your kids into the other room--

18953

He got it from Balerion the Black. It is his number 1 toy.

bybee
August 28th, 2014, 09:29 AM
I mean come on look at the picture below. Need I say more?

Don't ya think Barbie secretly wished that GI Joe would sweep here off her feet and take her away so she could marry a REAL man?

Our Barbie's wouldn't even look at Ken. There were GI Joes in the house!

Stripe
August 28th, 2014, 10:42 AM
:shut:

Lighthouse
August 28th, 2014, 05:36 PM
I cared more about Teela dating Prince Adam/He-Man, or Cheetara and Lion-O.

Stripe
August 28th, 2014, 07:48 PM
:shut: