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Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 10:36 AM
1. The slow response to Hurricane Katrina.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 10:36 AM
2. Hurricane Katrina

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 10:36 AM
3. Hurricane Rita

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 10:37 AM
4. Hurricanes in general

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 10:37 AM
5. Weak levees.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 10:37 AM
6. Errosion.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 10:38 AM
7. Broken jetliner landing gear.

allsmiles
September 23rd, 2005, 10:41 AM
8. christopher reeve not being able to walk and his death

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 10:47 AM
Lousy mail delivery.

:think:

No wait, that's Gerald's fault.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 10:49 AM
The Heartbreak of Psoriasis.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 10:49 AM
9. The overweight youth of America.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 10:50 AM
Coffee machines that drop the cup sideways and half of the coffee spills out.

allsmiles
September 23rd, 2005, 10:50 AM
sudden infant death syndrome

Poly
September 23rd, 2005, 10:51 AM
Cashiers who don't count your change back.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 10:51 AM
flatulence

Poly
September 23rd, 2005, 10:52 AM
Coffee that's too hot.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 10:52 AM
When promiscuous people catch AIDS.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 10:54 AM
Mad cow disease.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 10:54 AM
Lice.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 10:54 AM
Dandelions

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 10:54 AM
Mad crow disease. :crow: :noid:

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 10:55 AM
crabgrass

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 10:55 AM
Promiscuous people.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 10:55 AM
The national debt.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 10:56 AM
Chronic fatigue syndrome

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 10:57 AM
The Washington Nationals not making the MLB playoffs.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 10:57 AM
Hillary's big butt.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 10:57 AM
Carpal tunnel syndrome.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 10:58 AM
Demonic possession

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 10:59 AM
Mullets.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:00 AM
Disco.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:00 AM
Expensive gas prices.

allsmiles
September 23rd, 2005, 11:01 AM
the black stuff that gets under your fingernails when you've been working outside.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:01 AM
Intestinal gas.

allsmiles
September 23rd, 2005, 11:01 AM
belly button lint

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:01 AM
Nose picking in public.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:02 AM
Belly buttons!

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:02 AM
Missing socks.

Toast
September 23rd, 2005, 11:03 AM
haha, I know this is a bunch of sarcasm, but sadly, there really are liberals out there like that. I just debated one the other day at my work. It's pathetic.

allsmiles
September 23rd, 2005, 11:03 AM
rabies

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:03 AM
blown head gaskets

allsmiles
September 23rd, 2005, 11:04 AM
me not having a girlfriend:chuckle:

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:04 AM
The ever increasing ticket prices at rock concerts.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:05 AM
ill behaved children.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:06 AM
Poverty.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:06 AM
The upper class.

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:07 AM
Fingers in Wendys' chili

allsmiles
September 23rd, 2005, 11:07 AM
hermaphrodites

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:08 AM
crushed potato chips at the bottom of the bag.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:09 AM
bad haircuts.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:10 AM
The great potato famine.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:10 AM
Terrorism.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:11 AM
The dodo going extinct.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:12 AM
Drug addicts.

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:13 AM
iliteracy

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:14 AM
dogs that bark all night.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:14 AM
dogs that don't bark all night.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:15 AM
newspapers that land in the rose bush

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:15 AM
flat tires

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:15 AM
brother willi

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:15 AM
Neighbor's dogs that crap in your yard,

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:16 AM
Computer game patches

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:16 AM
O J Simpson.

Poly
September 23rd, 2005, 11:16 AM
ADD and possibly ADHD.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:17 AM
Monicagate

Poly
September 23rd, 2005, 11:17 AM
hard water stains

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:18 AM
Teenage boys who wear their pants hanging off their butts.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:18 AM
dental plaque

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:18 AM
Appointing Liberal Judges.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:18 AM
Appointing Conservative Judges.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:19 AM
receeding hairlines

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:20 AM
Global Warming.

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:20 AM
Calvinism

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:20 AM
the eruption of Mount St Helens.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:21 AM
Hemorrhoids

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:21 AM
misfires and stovepipes.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:21 AM
Dishonest plumbers.

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:21 AM
mosquitos

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:21 AM
Preterism.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:22 AM
uncomfortable shoes

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:22 AM
The disappearing rain forrest.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:22 AM
The French.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:22 AM
kudzu

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:22 AM
85. The crust on old pudding

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:23 AM
feral cats

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:23 AM
Wet socks

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:23 AM
Deformities

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:24 AM
how dogs smell when they're wet

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:24 AM
Intolerance

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:24 AM
Mormons.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:24 AM
moldy cheese

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:25 AM
Tolerance

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:25 AM
Tsunamis.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:25 AM
Dutch elm disease

Lucky
September 23rd, 2005, 11:25 AM
AOL
Windows 95/98/ME/XP
Internet Exploder
ActiveX
Windows media
DRM
DMCA
software patents
copy-protection
DVD region codes

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:25 AM
nasal spray addiction

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:25 AM
The ketchup stain on my pants.

Poly
September 23rd, 2005, 11:25 AM
Mike Tyson's ear munching addiction.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:26 AM
serial killers

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:26 AM
the fall of the Roman empire

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:26 AM
busted headlights.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:26 AM
AOL
Windows 95/98/ME/XP
Internet Exploder
ActiveX
Windows media
DRM
DMCA
software patents
copy-protection
DVD region codesThat's 9 spams wasted!

Poly
September 23rd, 2005, 11:27 AM
The Holocaust

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:27 AM
The Dell "Ditty".

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:27 AM
pet hamster excapes

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:27 AM
below average lamp life

Shalom
September 23rd, 2005, 11:27 AM
Brad and that dang Angelina

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:27 AM
New Coke.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:27 AM
Holiday Spice Pepsi.

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:27 AM
Val Kilmer

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:27 AM
spoiled milk

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:28 AM
Mtv

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:28 AM
Dennis Rodman's hair

Poly
September 23rd, 2005, 11:28 AM
The '80s.

Shalom
September 23rd, 2005, 11:29 AM
Aniken turns to the Dark side of the force

Lucky
September 23rd, 2005, 11:29 AM
my parents divorce

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:29 AM
Boulder Colorado.

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:29 AM
Poor Japanese movie dubs.

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:29 AM
bear attacks

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:29 AM
Nestorianism

Lucky
September 23rd, 2005, 11:29 AM
my fantasy football record last year

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:30 AM
toenail fungus

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:30 AM
Body Odor

Poly
September 23rd, 2005, 11:30 AM
Brittany Spears

Shalom
September 23rd, 2005, 11:30 AM
The break up of Ellen and the lezzie/not lezzie she was with..............

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:30 AM
Blood blisters.

Poly
September 23rd, 2005, 11:30 AM
Misbehaved children in Wal-mart.

Shalom
September 23rd, 2005, 11:31 AM
Richard Simmons

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:31 AM
Comb-overs.

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:31 AM
My ex girlfriend's hot new boyfriend

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:31 AM
forest fires

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:31 AM
festival seating

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:31 AM
Wickwoman.

Poly
September 23rd, 2005, 11:31 AM
The low carb diet.

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:32 AM
Nightmares

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:32 AM
Japanese whaling

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:32 AM
Gay penguins.

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:32 AM
litter

Shalom
September 23rd, 2005, 11:32 AM
:o :o eating beans .....................................getting gas

Poly
September 23rd, 2005, 11:32 AM
Gay penguins.

:shocked:

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:32 AM
The fall of Rome.

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:32 AM
Ostioperosis

Poly
September 23rd, 2005, 11:33 AM
Tofu

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:33 AM
beached whales

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:33 AM
the ridiculous price of movies

Shalom
September 23rd, 2005, 11:33 AM
The gay penguin break up :noid: :taoist:

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:33 AM
Looting.

Poly
September 23rd, 2005, 11:33 AM
Turbo's Mountain Dew spilling problem.

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:33 AM
Green Day

Poly
September 23rd, 2005, 11:33 AM
Fish tacos

Shalom
September 23rd, 2005, 11:34 AM
Dikes on bikes

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:34 AM
the West Nile virus

Poly
September 23rd, 2005, 11:34 AM
Napolean Dynamite

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:34 AM
Racism.

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:34 AM
dead batteries

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:35 AM
the seventeen year cicadas

Lucky
September 23rd, 2005, 11:35 AM
the lumping of TOL forums

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:35 AM
dirty diapers

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:35 AM
The Lock Ness Monster.

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:35 AM
crooked teeth

allsmiles
September 23rd, 2005, 11:35 AM
totalitarian agriculture

Shalom
September 23rd, 2005, 11:35 AM
have to make the choice.........which one would you rather.............two sweaty homos or...............

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:36 AM
water aerobics

Lucky
September 23rd, 2005, 11:36 AM
Harry Potter

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:36 AM
Black Holes.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:36 AM
the boll weevil

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:36 AM
My dog's poor housetraining

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 11:36 AM
The internets.

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:36 AM
allsmiles

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:37 AM
lite beer

allsmiles
September 23rd, 2005, 11:37 AM
Hall and Oates

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:37 AM
melted VCR tapes

Knight
September 23rd, 2005, 11:37 AM
Happy Meals

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:37 AM
spankings :taoist:

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:37 AM
alopecia areata

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 11:38 AM
Vegetarian "fake" meat.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:38 AM
pizza delivered cold

Lucky
September 23rd, 2005, 11:38 AM
the Patriots actually winning Super Bowls

allsmiles
September 23rd, 2005, 11:38 AM
veritas and symantec hold time

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:38 AM
dry balling (muzzleloader term)

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:38 AM
Rude waitresses

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:38 AM
seasonal allergies

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:39 AM
ingrown hairs

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:40 AM
Barbera Streisand :sozo2:

Lucky
September 23rd, 2005, 11:40 AM
the aquastyle skin

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 11:40 AM
Hillary becoming President.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:40 AM
lumpy gravy

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:40 AM
The mullet.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:41 AM
bedwetting

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:42 AM
the stuff they put in hot dogs and bologna.

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:42 AM
Your mom.

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 11:42 AM
Continued abortions under Chief Justice Roberts. (Watch.)

Lucky
September 23rd, 2005, 11:44 AM
Bob Denver's death

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:45 AM
spaying and neutering

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:46 AM
canine distemper

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:47 AM
Michael Jackson's rotting nose

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 11:47 AM
The Holocaust. (Indirectly, of course.) ;)

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 11:47 AM
Rotting noses in general.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:47 AM
the crash that killed Princess Di

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 11:48 AM
Brown noses.

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:49 AM
All noses

death2impiety
September 23rd, 2005, 11:50 AM
garbage

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 11:52 AM
The assasination of JFK.

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 11:53 AM
Garden moles.

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:53 AM
The Hindenburg

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:54 AM
failed souffles

allsmiles
September 23rd, 2005, 11:54 AM
Plan 9 From Outer Space

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 11:54 AM
Public schools.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:54 AM
Mankind's expulsion from the garden of Eden.

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 11:55 AM
Easy-over eggs with broken yokes.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:56 AM
the siege of Troy

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:56 AM
the tower of Siloam

Adam
September 23rd, 2005, 11:56 AM
Wildfires.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:56 AM
scratchy labels on underwear

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 11:57 AM
mean homeroom teachers

Vaquero45
September 23rd, 2005, 11:57 AM
Chrisy leaving Three's Company

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 11:57 AM
scratchy underwear in general

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 11:58 AM
Homeroom teachers that have sex wwith their students.

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 11:59 AM
Drunk homeroom teachers that have sex with their students.

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 12:00 PM
Drunk homeroom teachers in Texas that have sex with their students.

Lucky
September 23rd, 2005, 12:00 PM
rap music

Lucky
September 23rd, 2005, 12:02 PM
Spammer's Paradise

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 12:02 PM
c...rap music

Lucky
September 23rd, 2005, 12:02 PM
trolls

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 12:03 PM
Toenail fungus.

Lucky
September 23rd, 2005, 12:04 PM
Calvinism

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 12:05 PM
Meth labs.

allsmiles
September 23rd, 2005, 12:05 PM
ugly children

Lucky
September 23rd, 2005, 12:06 PM
reality TV shows

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 12:07 PM
telemarketing

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 12:07 PM
Deer. (In my garden.)

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 12:07 PM
rust

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 12:08 PM
metrosexuals

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 12:08 PM
bad poetry

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 12:09 PM
The odor in the Super Dome.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 12:09 PM
flat beer

allsmiles
September 23rd, 2005, 12:09 PM
justin timberlake

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 12:10 PM
infomercials

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 12:11 PM
flat light beer :vomit:

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 12:12 PM
"some assembly required" toys with missing parts

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 12:12 PM
flat feet

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 12:13 PM
Starved crack models at the grocery checkout.

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 12:13 PM
stress incontinence

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 12:14 PM
Tofu.

allsmiles
September 23rd, 2005, 12:14 PM
heart burn. i've been getting it worse and worse since i've been getting older and i feel like blaming it on someone/thing else, other than my drinking habit.

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 12:15 PM
incontinence in general

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 12:16 PM
incontinent generals

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 12:17 PM
The latest levee breaks in N.O. :(

Crow
September 23rd, 2005, 12:17 PM
break dancing

elohiym
September 23rd, 2005, 12:17 PM
incontinent generals on ice