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BillyBob
July 30th, 2004, 05:03 AM
I, John Kerry ....blah blah blah.....Viet Nam ........blah blah blah ........I'm a commie ........blah blah blah .........Viet Nam .........blah blah blah ..........Viet Nam ..........blah blah blah ........Viet Nam ...........blah blah blah .........I'm a commie ......blah blah blah .........Viet Nam .......blah blah blah ......Viet Nam .......blah.

BillyBob
July 30th, 2004, 05:59 AM
The Kerry Family [That's John Edwards sitting on Kerry's knee and Sandy Berger in the back]

BillyBob
July 30th, 2004, 06:04 AM
Vote for me!

BillyBob
July 30th, 2004, 06:11 AM
"You can't expect me to live in the White House, it's so....small!" -Teresa Heinz Kerry

BillyBob
July 30th, 2004, 06:16 AM
"Gee Whiz Mr. Berger, how did you fit the wolfman in your pants?" -John Edwards

Zakath
July 30th, 2004, 06:18 AM
Hmmm...

If he wins in November are you going to attack those who disagree with the new President as disloyal in wartime, etc., as you do those who disagree with the current President?

:chuckle:

Frank Ernest
July 30th, 2004, 06:25 AM
That would not be easy. Kerry was for the war before he was against it before he was, again, for it, then, again, against it. Or maybe not.

Zakath
July 30th, 2004, 06:28 AM
Originally posted by Frank Ernest

That would not be easy. Kerry was for the war before he was against it before he was, again, for it, then, again, against it. Or maybe not. So Kerry's position has changed as more knowledge comes to light?

Just like that of the American Public, who elected him to office?

Fancy that - an elected official who is actually responsive to the voters... :shocked:

Obviously a major disqualification in some circles. :chuckle:

Mr Jack
July 30th, 2004, 06:32 AM
Yes, god forbid you actually think about the issue, and make a informed judgement based on the (changing) evidence at hand!

Anyone who does that must be a commie.

BillyBob
July 30th, 2004, 06:36 AM
Hey! You guys are ruining my thread by being reasonable and pensive! :mad:

Zakath
July 30th, 2004, 06:48 AM
Pensive? :chuckle:

BillyBob
July 30th, 2004, 07:41 AM
"Hey, somebody has left a classified document laying around!" -Sandy Berger

BillyBob
July 30th, 2004, 07:43 AM
"Guess what I have in my pants!" -Sandy Berger

BillyBob
July 30th, 2004, 07:49 AM
"Hey, this botox stuff really works!" -John Kerry

BillyBob
July 30th, 2004, 07:51 AM
"I think I see a Muslim!" -John Kerry

BillyBob
July 30th, 2004, 07:57 AM
"That's it, drink the kool-aid......drink the kool-aid...." -John Kerry

Sozo
July 30th, 2004, 07:58 AM
From the blood of dead babies...

Sozo
July 30th, 2004, 07:59 AM
To your grocery store shelves!

BillyBob
July 30th, 2004, 08:06 AM
"Look Teresa, I just had our 50 million dollar private jet washed and waxed!"-JK

BillyBob
July 30th, 2004, 08:13 AM
"Hey, this viagra stuff really works!"

BillyBob
July 30th, 2004, 08:18 AM
"Yes, I'm looking for Sandy Berger. I have something for him." -Guy Serving a Summons

BillyBob
July 30th, 2004, 11:41 AM
John Kerry before he married into money.


"Teresa Heinz, Where are you?"

BillyBob
July 30th, 2004, 12:47 PM
:shocked:

aikido7
July 30th, 2004, 01:03 PM
Kerry lies, civillians die.

BillyBob
July 30th, 2004, 01:05 PM
"John Edwards is only worth 50 Million dollars!"

BillyBob
July 30th, 2004, 01:18 PM
"I was much happier when I was a Republican." -Teresa Heinz

BillyBob
July 31st, 2004, 06:17 AM
:D

aikido7
July 31st, 2004, 06:39 AM
Not many on this thread appear to be ashamed of the quality of argument and the depth of childishness I have seen so far.

Not much critical thinking and pointed observations on Kerry's acceptance speech, that's for sure!

What it is about this juvenile photo shop display that promotes Christian values and American political ideals like goodness, morality, rectitude amd virtue?

BillyBob
July 31st, 2004, 06:51 AM
Originally posted by aikido7

Not many on this thread appear to be ashamed of the quality of argument and the depth of childishness I have seen so far.

No, we are not ashamed of you, we understand your limitations.


Not much critical thinking and pointed observations on Kerry's acceptance speech, that's for sure!

What would you like to talk about? It was an hour long speech! Did you watch Kerry give it?


What it is about this juvenile photo shop display that promotes Christian values and American political ideals like goodness, morality, rectitude amd virtue?

It's not meant to do any of those things, it's all about 'comedy'. Of course, my witty captions are a reflection of reality, maybe that is what bothers you the most. Think! :think:


:bannana:

aikido7
July 31st, 2004, 07:06 AM
It's not meant to do any of those things, it's all about 'comedy'. Of course, my witty captions are a reflection of reality, maybe that is what bothers you the most. Think!

The invasion of Iraq and the Bush doctrine and strategy has fomented more terrorism and has not made anything safer.

Bush has not meant to do any of those things by the war in Iraq. It was all about finding WMDs, then finding evidence of the WMD programs, then "liberating the Iraqi people," then "ending the regime of a brutal dictator" and finally--again in Bush's recent words--"making the world safer."

These clever and repetitive GOP talking points only served to get us to ask the wrong questions, and that's what bothers ME the most. Once they do that, they don't have to really care about answers.

Your witty, clever and repetitive display hijacks our critical awareness down the wrong road. And you and Sozo are not the only ones.

That bothers me, too.

TheMindVillage
July 31st, 2004, 07:23 AM
Not very Christian or loving...I think you misrepresent Christian principles by being so incredibly infantile and nasty. Too bad...so many people are turned off by this religious and political fanaticism...

As if you all who 'hate' Kerry are moral crusaders with a monopoly on the truth.

How dare you.

BillyBob
July 31st, 2004, 07:23 AM
Originally posted by aikido7

The invasion of Iraq and the Bush doctrine and strategy has fomented more terrorism and has not made anything safer.

Terrorism is caused by terrorists! :doh:


Bush has not meant to do any of those things by the war in Iraq. It was all about finding WMDs, then finding evidence of the WMD programs, then "liberating the Iraqi people," then "ending the regime of a brutal dictator" and finally--again in Bush's recent words--"making the world safer."

This is a 'War on Terror', that has always been the premise for the Iraqi liberation.





Your witty, clever and repetitive display hijacks our critical awareness down the wrong road. And you and Sozo are not the only ones.

That bothers me, too.

If you people are so simple that a couple of Herman Munster pictures 'hijacks your critical awareness', then we are all doomed.

BillyBob
July 31st, 2004, 07:28 AM
Originally posted by TheMindVillage

Not very Christian or loving...

What isn't?


I think you misrepresent Christian principles by being so incredibly infantile and nasty.

This thread has nothing to do with Christian principals, it exists to make jokes about a particular Presidential Candidate and the Party that nominated him.




Too bad...so many people are turned off by this religious and political fanaticism...

Then they don't belong at TOL.


As if you all who 'hate' Kerry are moral crusaders with a monopoly on the truth.

Yep! :bannana:


How dare you.

Dare? Are you kidding? This is nothing! :devil:

Turbo
July 31st, 2004, 07:44 AM
Originally posted by BillyBob

I, John Kerry ....blah blah blah.....Viet Nam ........blah blah blah ........I'm a commie ........blah blah blah .........Viet Nam .........blah blah blah ..........Viet Nam ..........blah blah blah ........Viet Nam ...........blah blah blah .........I'm a commie ......blah blah blah .........Viet Nam .......blah blah blah ......Viet Nam .......blah. I thought liberals were against the Vietnam war. Wha' happened? (http://honk4justice.home.comcast.net/whahappened.wav)

BillyBob
July 31st, 2004, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by Turbo

I thought liberals were against the Vietnam war. Wha' happened? (http://honk4justice.home.comcast.net/whahappened.wav)

Exactly! Kerry is a self admitted war criminal, guilty of killing women and children, burning villages and shooting in 'free fire' zones.

Somehow, all of this is suddenly OK for the Party who hates the military and especially the Viet Nam War.

Should we remind them that a Democrat got us into that war and a Republican got us out? :doh:

BillyBob
July 31st, 2004, 08:45 AM
:D

BillyBob
July 31st, 2004, 08:47 AM
This one is fun. :D

cattyfan
July 31st, 2004, 10:18 AM
apparently there are a number of people who don't understand that not everything has to be a deadly serious discussion, and sometimes the best political commentary is done through satire. Ever notice those political cartoons and comic strips on the op/ed pages of a newspaper? they serve the same function, using the same techniques.

What a bunch of humorless blowhards. No wonder they like Kerry....

BillyBob
July 31st, 2004, 10:32 AM
:chuckle:

BillyBob
July 31st, 2004, 11:02 AM
Wha' happened? (http://honk4justice.home.comcast.net/whahappened.wav)

It's the new Kerry Campaign slogan. :chuckle:


[Props to Turbo]

aikido7
July 31st, 2004, 12:43 PM
BillyBob, you and cattyfan are so pointy-headed in your reasoning you can't even park a bicycle straight.

You may be TECHNICALLY literate but you read only to confirm your own prejudices.

That is not fulfilling your God-given potential.

You have no attention span, no critical thinking skills, and a simplistic, black-and-white view of reality. Like the sham of Kerry's supposed "flip-flopping," you take the latest GOP mindset and talking points and pass them along without being bothered by facts and information that has been in the public record for years.

You are ignorant *%$@#*' idiots!

BillyBob
July 31st, 2004, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by aikido7

BillyBob, you and cattyfan are so pointy-headed in your reasoning you can't even park a bicycle straight.

You're just mad because every time you post your commie drivel I easily dismantle it and expose it's folly. :skeptic:


You may be TECHNICALLY literate but you read only to confirm your own prejudices.

Ha! You're one to talk. You constantly ramble on about the virtues of Michael Moore knowing full well his partisan allegations have been proven to be lies. What was that you wrote about 'oral sex' not actually being sex? :dunce:


That is not fulfilling your God-given potential.

I don't need a commie like you advising me on my 'God-Given Potential'. :nono:


You have no attention span,

Were you saying something? :freak:


no critical thinking skills,

I out-debate you every time you post something, where does that leave you? :liberals:


and a simplistic, black-and-white view of reality.

You're just mad because every time you post your commie drivel I easily dismantle it and expose it's folly. :skeptic:



Like the sham of Kerry's supposed "flip-flopping," you take the latest GOP mindset and talking points and pass them along without being bothered by facts and information that has been in the public record for years.

I'm not the simpleton who recently posted that 'Gore won the 2000 Election' based on Michael Moore's talking points [You did!]. I'm the researcher who posted over a half dozen articles proving that you and Michael Moore are wrong about the election. :bannana:



You are ignorant *%$@#*' idiots!

'Shove it!' :darwinsm:

drbrumley
July 31st, 2004, 03:26 PM
Why do take us as a bunch of stupid folk who takes thier marching orders from the Republican Party? Your one to talk about talking points. You tow the democratic line as well as Skeptic. And have been disproven over and over and over. But, since you don't seem to care to think, I take that as someone who doesn't think. And you claim that about us. Go figure.

In the other thread, you have yet to explain why you support Kerry. Of course that one post, you said Kerry is a prune, or something like that. So you dont support Kerry? But yet you will vote for him anyway? If that doesn't beat all. A man of no principal. And a hypocrite.

BillyBob
July 31st, 2004, 03:29 PM
:chuckle:

aikido7
August 1st, 2004, 06:29 AM
apparently there are a number of people who don't understand that not everything has to be a deadly serious discussion, and sometimes the best political commentary is done through satire. Ever notice those political cartoons and comic strips on the op/ed pages of a newspaper? they serve the same function, using the same techniques.

What a bunch of humorless blowhards. No wonder they like Kerry....


You're just mad because....

...Uh, who is it that can't take a joke?

aikido7
August 1st, 2004, 06:51 AM
[quote]I'm not the simpleton who recently posted that 'Gore won the 2000 Election' based on Michael Moore's talking points [You did!]. I'm the researcher who posted over a half dozen articles proving that you and Michael Moore are wrong about the election.]/quote]

It is pretty sad that our national media are not up to the task of keeping the public informed of the broader complexities of this matter they unfold. It shouldn't be left up to fat slobs in baseball caps to show real, uncorrupted film footage and bring together [i]real facts from the easily researched public record/[i] to tell us the truth.

You have already harped about the military ballots which they claim the Gore team got thrown out. Did you ever look into the laws of Florida I posted about the criteria established by Republican Secretary of State Katherine Harris?

You don't want to educate yourself. It's easier to blather nonsense than look into fact sources and evaluate them on your own.

The GOP apparently has no qualms about the disenfranchisement of thousands of other voters, who would be missed if hand recounts did not go forward. How can you say you really care about those veterans whose votes were never counted?

Reseach THIS:

*Ballots ran out in certain precincts.

*Carpools of African-American voters were stopped by police. In some cases, officers demanded to see a "taxi license."

*Polls closed with people still in line in Tampa.

*In Osceola County, ballots did not line up properly, possibly causing Gore voters to have their ballots cast for Harry Browne. Also, Hispanic voters were required to produce two forms of id when only one is required.

*Dozens, and possibly hundreds, of voters in Broward County were unable to vote because the Supervisor of Elections did not have enough staff to verify changes of address.

*Voters were mistakenly removed from voter rolls because their names were similar to those of ex-cons.

*According to Reuters news service, many voters received pencils rather than pens when they voted, in violation of state law.

*Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot.

*The Miami Herald reported that many Haitian-American voters were turned away from precincts where they were voting for the first time.

*The mayoral candidate whose election in Miami was overturned due to voter fraud, Xavier Suarez, said he was involved in preparing absentee ballots for George w. Bush.

*CBS's Dan Rather reported a possible "computer error" in Volusia County, Florida, where James Harris, a Socialist Workers Party candidate, won 9,888 votes. (He got only 583 in the rest of the state).

*George Bush is a cocaine-addled dry drunk who has raised a dysfunctional family and confessed himself he doesn't read to educate himself. Only for fun. Are you having fun, BillyBob?

*Many African-American first-time voters who registered at motor vehicles offices or in campus voter registration drives did not appear on the voting rolls, according to a hearing conducted by the NAACP and televised on C-SPAN

*The London Times has reported a suspected pro-Bush vote fraud operation in Miami involving thousands of ballots.

*Jewish precincts had a suspiciously high number of double-punched ballots, and another lost its computerized votes altogether when a poll worker "accidentally" erased them.

*The Florida Highway Patrol confirmed that the department did conduct what it called a "routine" check point near a black precinct in Tallahassee on election day. Police asked black men to get out of their vehicles and produce identification.

*African Americans received calls the weekend before the election from a speaker who falsely claimed to be with the NAACP, asking them to vote for Bush. Similar calls were reported in Michigan and Virginia.

*If you do your research, you start to notice that some accounts have verifyable detail and others make blanket ideological statements. Wheat from the chaff, people. Wheat from the chaff.

*Sandy Goard, supervisor of elections of Seminole County, admitted allowing two Republican operatives to add missing voter-identification numbers to 4,700 incomplete absentee ballot requests, mostly GOP voters -- actions that were illegal.

BillyBob
August 1st, 2004, 09:38 AM
I posted at least 8 different articles in 2 seperate threads from various sources including the Marxist New York Times which all conclude that Bush would have won the 200 election no matter how the recount was configured. Sorry if you don't want to grasp reality, but there it is.

I also posted articles which showed the claims that Blacks were 'disinfranchised' is nothing more than Liberal propaganda.

Commie.

TheMindVillage
August 1st, 2004, 09:53 AM
Look - fair enough - I will concede my own lack of a sense of humor. However, as much as I dislike Bush I also have respect enough for him and your viewpoints to NOT place ridiculous protraitures and slanderous images on these boards. I will, of course, be happy to start doing so in an effort to more humourous and "Fun-loving" though I have a feeling this is a one-way street. SO LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

TheMindVillage
August 1st, 2004, 09:54 AM
http://www.geocities.com/bhamstudents/girl_bush_tshirt_01.JPG

TheMindVillage
August 1st, 2004, 09:57 AM
http://www.thebrowntimes.com/bushstupid.jpg

drbrumley
August 1st, 2004, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by TheMindVillage

http://www.thebrowntimes.com/bushstupid.jpg

Let me give you an ilustration of this pic.

:yawn:

drbrumley
August 1st, 2004, 10:36 AM
Originally posted by TheMindVillage

http://www.geocities.com/bhamstudents/girl_bush_tshirt_01.JPG

And for this one... :yawn:

BillyBob
August 1st, 2004, 08:56 PM
Hey MV

I don't mind you making fun of George Bush, but maybe you can be a little more creative. You have to admit, my pictures and accompanying captions are funny, creative and poignant.

Yours are not.

Try again.

BillyBob
September 20th, 2004, 05:20 PM
:bannana:

Lighthouse
September 20th, 2004, 10:35 PM
Great job, BillyBob!:thumb:

BillyBob
September 21st, 2004, 05:55 AM
:D