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March 10th, 2016, 07:23 PM
As for Ndiwane, he was immediately sent off for emergency surgery on his buttocks, where he was lucky enough to be left with only some stitches after an overnight stay in the hospital, as well as a few questions about where it all went wrong.

I do not know what came over me, he said. I thought the Lord wanted to use me to show his power over animals. Is it not we were given dominion over all creatures of the earth?


Nick M
March 10th, 2016, 07:25 PM
Why do they always skip the important parts?

And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be on every beast of the earth, on every bird of the air, on all that move on the earth, and on all the fish of the sea. They are given into your hand. 3 Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you. I have given you all things, even as the green herbs.

March 10th, 2016, 07:27 PM
This story made me realize that lions, too, are dispensationalists.

March 10th, 2016, 07:31 PM
In other news, local TOL poster AndyC made a recent trip to Africa.