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Knight
October 12th, 2015, 04:43 PM
You can't make this stuff up.

http://www.theologyonline.com/news-images/gods-chosen-puppet.png

Breathe
October 12th, 2015, 05:33 PM
Somebody stole a dress from the Little House on the Prairie set...

musterion
October 12th, 2015, 05:40 PM
(from the back cover)

Featuring these old-time Reformed hits...

Jesus Loves Me But Not You

Irresistible Grace, How Sweet the Sound

Blessed Perseverance

Rescue the Perishing (Except Them Reprobates)

If You're Elect And You Know It...

Knight
October 12th, 2015, 05:44 PM
(from the back cover)

Featuring these old-time Reformed hits...

Jesus Loves Me But Not You

Irresistible Grace, How Sweet the Sound

Blessed Perseverance

Rescue the Perishing (Except Them Reprobates)

If You're Elect And You Know It...
Buwuhahahahaha :rotfl:

Ktoyou
October 12th, 2015, 06:35 PM
Is this where you post music?

Robert Pate
October 12th, 2015, 09:00 PM
Is this where you post music?

No, this is where you post truth.

Ktoyou
October 12th, 2015, 09:24 PM
No, this is where you post truth.

Oh shut up, idiot!

Mocking You
October 12th, 2015, 09:41 PM
Jesus Loves the Little Children, Some of the Children of the World

Joy to the Elect! The Lord has Come

What a Friend Some Have in Jesus

I'm Effectively Called to the Garden Alone

My Jesus I Love Thee, I Hope I am Yours

You Have Resolved I Will No Longer Linger

Come Ev'ry Elect by Sin Oppressed

Jesus Knows Me, This I Love

Tis So Sweet, Elect in Jesus

There's Within My Heart De-prav-ity

Almost Regenerated

dialm
October 13th, 2015, 02:24 AM
You wouldn't care for a serious discussion would you? This stuff is funny right. I bet at least one Calvinist could make you laugh till you turned red.

Desert Reign
October 13th, 2015, 03:12 AM
To God be the glory, great things He hath done,
So loved He a few that He gave them His Son,
Who yielded His life their redemption to win,
And opened the life-gate that a few may go in.

========================

When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of glory died,
I gaze in vain for I am lost,
And have no ticket for this ride.

=======================

Crown Him with many crowns, the Lamb upon His throne.
Hark! How the heavenly anthem drowns all music but its own.
Awake, my soul, and weep -he did not die for thee,
Eat dirt and squirm in flames of hell through all eternity.

=======================

Blest be the luck that binds
Some hearts in Christian love;
Cursed be all those who fall away,
They ne'er were born from above.

Before our Father's throne
We pour our useless prayers;
As there is nothing else to do,
While waiting to go upstairs.

We growl at our mutual foes,
Who we must endure while here;
We envy all their rock and roll,
Drink grape juice instead of good beer.

From sorrow, toil, and pain,
And sin we shall be free;
And watch the cursed burn in hell
Thro' all eternity.

Granite
October 13th, 2015, 06:40 AM
More like a stack of musty dark-blue hymnals (seriously, they must come from the Musty Hymnal Kit Store, or something). Dirge-like; purposeful. This ain't fun. And we will sing all seven verses.

"The frozen chosen" indeed.:chuckle:

dialm
October 13th, 2015, 07:13 AM
More like a stack of musty dark-blue hymnals (seriously, they must come from the Musty Hymnal Kit Store, or something). Dirge-like; purposeful. This ain't fun. And we will sing all seven verses.

"The frozen chosen" indeed.:chuckle:

Lucifer is a Calvinist. He just doesn't know it. God reprobates Lucifer. God specifically created Lucifer to send him to hell.

Hell was made for the devil and his angels
Equates to
The devil and his angels were made for hell

Caledvwlch
October 13th, 2015, 08:02 AM
Lucifer is a Calvinist. He just doesn't know it. God reprobates Lucifer. God specifically created Lucifer to send him to hell.

Hell was made for the devil and his angels
Equates to
The devil and his angels were made for hell

Well, that's kind of a bummer.

Back to Granite's point. The songs we used to sing in Calvinist land were mainly no fun at all. Except for the ones arranged by Ralph Vaughan Williams.

Jamie Gigliotti
October 13th, 2015, 08:39 AM
Insanity...

On a serious note, I have often thought that being one of the priveledged puppets plays right into their pride.

Poly
October 13th, 2015, 08:51 AM
"Oh do you know the puppet man, the puppet man, the puppet man.....,"

dialm
October 13th, 2015, 11:22 AM
Well, that's kind of a bummer.

Back to Granite's point. The songs we used to sing in Calvinist land were mainly no fun at all. Except for the ones arranged by Ralph Vaughan Williams.

Nursery tunes. The bummer is only if you are out of favor.

Granite
October 13th, 2015, 11:24 AM
And while we're at it! A little something for everyone!:drum:

http://www.relevantmagazine.com/culture/definitive-ranking-insanely-awesome-christian-album-covers

Caledvwlch
October 13th, 2015, 11:44 AM
Nursery tunes. The bummer is only if you are out of favor.

I don't understand these sentences.

dialm
October 13th, 2015, 11:55 AM
Do understand that God is also the God of reason? And that He had a reason to reprobate Lucifer?

It had to do with Lucifer's position. He was a leader. He sparked an interest in a certain brand of music.

Caledvwlch
October 13th, 2015, 11:57 AM
Do understand that God is also the God of reason? And that He had a reason to reprobate Lucifer?

It had to do with Lucifer's position. He was a leader. He sparked an interest in a certain brand of music.

You mean like the Geneva Psalter (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genevan_Psalter)? :idunno:

Granite
October 13th, 2015, 12:03 PM
You mean like the Geneva Psalter (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genevan_Psalter)? :idunno:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Now that's the stuff.

Caledvwlch
October 13th, 2015, 12:03 PM
And while we're at it! A little something for everyone!:drum:

http://www.relevantmagazine.com/culture/definitive-ranking-insanely-awesome-christian-album-covers

Carman. I had no idea it was spelled that way. There's some good memories there. :chuckle:

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Oh man I'm going to lose it. :darwinsm:

dialm
October 13th, 2015, 10:08 PM
Not only did the Lord reprobate lucifer but He reprobates all of lucifer's followers and all of their children. And it was because they turned the truth into a lie. But it was fun while it lasted.

dialm
October 14th, 2015, 06:43 AM
The LORD even reprobates their children. That isn't a miss spell. Children. Of belilal. If you can't discuss this subject like Christians then you need to realize that most people who are lost don't realize it.

The mark of the unsave leadership is that they draw pleasure from getting others to join them in their quest for Hell.

dialm
October 14th, 2015, 09:01 AM
Your music isn't loud enough. Play louder.

Maybe you are right. Maybe it is all just one big accident. Maybe it is the bear's fault. Not only did the bear eat the children. Why he must of ate all the sheet music. La la la la

Oh I'm sorry. Not the right key? It is the key of F you know. The same as is on all your other school work little children.

Be careful now. I have met that bear. He is a Calvinist. They have been known to eat little ones for dinner.

Music to eat little children by.

Caledvwlch
October 14th, 2015, 09:33 AM
Your music isn't loud enough. Play louder.

Maybe you are right. Maybe it is all just one big accident. Maybe it is the bear's fault. Not only did the bear eat the children. Why he must of ate all the sheet music. La la la la

Oh I'm sorry. Not the right key? It is the key of F you know. The same as is on all your other school work little children.

Be careful now. I have met that bear. He is a Calvinist. They have been known to eat little ones for dinner.

Music to eat little children by.

You're weird. I like weird. :up:

Puppet
October 14th, 2015, 05:41 PM
You can't make this stuff up.

http://www.theologyonline.com/news-images/gods-chosen-puppet.png

What are you doing with a picture of my wife ?????

Puppet
October 14th, 2015, 05:43 PM
"Oh do you know the puppet man, the puppet man, the puppet man.....,"

The puppet man danceth

dialm
October 15th, 2015, 08:15 AM
We are going to have a musical BATTLE ROYAL

the Bear vs the Children

Here is my first vs to the sound of music

"Suffer the little children to come unto me"

dialm
October 15th, 2015, 09:30 AM
The hills are alive with the sound of children. Ouuuuuuuuu

dialm
October 16th, 2015, 04:28 AM
Big dumb bear
Big dumb bear
See how he runs
See how he runs
He always runs after the farmer's wife
She cuts off his tail with a carver's knife
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life
As the
Big
Dumb
Bear

dialm
October 16th, 2015, 06:56 AM
Leaving the presence of the woman, the bear was very angry because not only did he get his tail clipped but he got nothing to eat. So entering the farmer's field the bear met up with the other two wise men-

Lucifer
Elisha

Whom the children had killed with death.

Ho who goes there? Asked Elisha

It is I John Calvin.

Now Lucifer was more subtle then all the prophets and he said to the bear-

Looks like you met up with Ma Kettle. You know she raises chickens inside her house. Did she even offer you a bowel is soup?

This made the bear ten time angrier then he was ever meant to be.

Granite
October 16th, 2015, 06:58 AM
:AMR:

dialm
October 17th, 2015, 04:34 AM
:AMR:


Now Granite, you must understand something about me. As a serious student of John Calvin I could never actually be a true friend of a serious atheist. It isn't just Calvinists. It is all serious Christians. The Lord was a friend to publicans and sinners. But He did not care for the atheists of His day.

I tell you this in case you think that you are among friends here. The serious Christians are not your friend. But I hope that one day we will become friends. You just have to change your point of view.

dialm
October 17th, 2015, 04:48 AM
:AMR:

Actually Calvinism should be very appealing to atheists. True Calvinists always have their way with the other Christians. As you see here in this thread. A perfect set up for catching chickens with their pants down. Pa Kettle would be proud.

dialm
October 17th, 2015, 08:15 AM
It doesn't matter what kind of music you play for them. And it doesn't matter how long the music plays. They are never going to bring their children to the Lord. As a matter of fact the situation can be like a human shield where they put women, children and the aged and infirm out front, thinking that will stop a Calvinist.

But we have walked over many graves. Even raise some of them. That also is of no affect as they refuse to listen to someone who came back from the dead.

These kind of people were created with absolutely no capacity for the articles of Grace and are born that way.

Puppet
October 17th, 2015, 09:26 AM
Actually Calvinism should be very appealing to atheists. True Calvinists always have their way with the other Christians. As you see here in this thread. A perfect set up for catching chickens with their pants down. Pa Kettle would be proud.

The atheists can dip in the bible and read it in plain view. Calvinist dips in the bible and take exactly what God said. The rest fills in imaginations and creates new traditions. Most here are imaginations and made up theories. Tulip is the recommend reading for those that want to know what God really said. Let the rejects dream on